
I didn’t like The Pacific quite as much as Band of Brothers, but between the absent-minded tossing of pebbles into a corpse’s brain cavity and the characters saying “Jap” 600 times, there was more than enough to make it okay by me. Well now it’s coming to the big screen, basically. AND IN 3D!
Co-executive producer Bruce C. McKenna scripted 7 of The Pacific‘s 10 installments and is nominated for an won an Emmy along with Robert Schenkkan for penning the final episode. Now, HBO’s sister company Warner Bros has made a preemptive buy of The Battle of Midway, a McKenna pitch for a 3D film about the June 4-6, 1942, turning point of the war. I’m told the studio bought the pitch late last week, and that it is being fast tracked, with McKenna expected to turn in a script in 8 weeks for a film that will likely carry a price tag around $200 million.
The Battle of Midway took place six months after the demoralizing surprise attack on Pearl Harbor. When it was over, the supremacy of the Imperial Japanese Navy was lost along with 4 of its aircraft carriers and 1 heavy cruiser. The Japanese never recovered. [Deadline]
This realistic 3D depiction of a naval battle sounds pretty good and all, but how will it compete with the Peter Berg version based on the Battleship board game? Where’s the drama? Where’s the aliens? Where’s Rihanna? Frankly, this seems a little dry.



To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task. I bet you’ve got really hairy balls!
THE EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON STRIKES AGAIN!
My neighbour’s dog has a four inch clit! The advantage of a bad memory is that one can enjoy the same good things for the first time several times.
THE EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON STRIKES AGAIN!
If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn. That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head.
THE EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON STRIKES AGAIN!
God is a thought who’s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin’ day!
THE EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON STRIKES AGAIN!
A naval battle in 3D versus Piranhas?
I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It made the world ugly and bad.
THE EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON STRIKES AGAIN!
One man, alone against the world. He shuts out the cacophony of the environment around him, narrows his concentration to a razor edge, steps forward and releases with all his might.
*All ten pins fall over*
THE EXISTENTIAL BUFFOON STRIKES AGAIN!
Something about that banner pic tells me that Ratner would be the fucktard that actually lived to tell the tale.
Ratner flew the famous fondle bomber the Ebola Gay
All I can say is thank Kah’les the interview with Fek was last week.
Japanese 3D movies come with special narrow glasses.
There’s something about seeing a guy hack out a gold tooth from a Jap corpse in 3D that you just don’t get on TV. In between filling the ancient Roman amphitheater in Stara Zagora with water and staging Naumachia with South African mercenaries, James Cameron looked up and gave his thumbs up in approval.
Nothing says respectful entertainment like 3-D. Thank god my grandfather lost an eye. During the Battle of Midway.
I’ll bet that “caca-phony” thing is brown…
When I was a little kid, I saw the original “Midway” in sensaround. You felt the bombs, it was kinda bad ass as a kid. I have a feeling this version might not be as bad ass
P.S. Get a new meme… shits gettin’ stale
Banner pic updated just for you.
Prancing Cera fits well… Think I’d rather fight the Axis with that pud from Saving Private Ryan by my side, though.
“Prancing Cera! I need ammunition! Now!” (*Prancing Cera weeps at bottom of staircase*)
Where the fuck is Private Cera? We need more ammo!!!
“I’m over here, got my scarf caught on the barbwire again!” FOGHORN and innocent shrug, giant queef blows fake moustache off actor playing Hitler
They are going to show us war massacres in 3D now? Tasteful.