Stephen Frears is best known as the director of Dangerous Liaisons, The Grifters, Mary Reilly, High Fidelity, Dirty Pretty Things, and The Queen, and his latest is an adaptation of Posy Simmond’s British comic strip, Tamara Drewe. It stars Gemma Arterton, who may or may not be cute enough to make up for her obnoxious over-enunciating. I can’t decide. Anyway, the plot seems to be that she gets a nose job and then bangs everyone. Looks great.
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Posy is a very cute name. Not as cute as Gemma’s ass though. Goddamn.
This movie is one SNL fuckup away from being the story of Ashlee Simpson.
Tamara has lesbian sex with sister Nancy or GTFO.
NOW THAT’S HOW YOU BLOG ABOUT A MOVIE!
Dammitt Will Smith, you have your own computer. Leave mine alone.
I’ve often wondered why nice tits get all the spotlight and great asses are almost considered gauche. Any fug bitch can buy a pair of tits but a nice ass is a gift from god.
Check out ol’ Boner McCargopants on the left. He thinks waving and Gemma Arterton’s tush will get me to look away but he’s wrong.
A pic of a girl in Daisy Duke shorts and a blog tag of “trailers”. Coincidence? The Mighty Feklahr thinks not.
Yet another comic adaptation? They’d better not fuck this up. I don’t want an emo Tamara in the third one. At least they got the suit right…
Nothinganything is more exciting than movies about people writing.*Clickity-clickity-clackity-click*
“Oh, I’m so inspired right now. Let’s see a montage of my writing genius!”
*Clickity-clickity-clickity-clickity-clackity-CLICK!*
“He came into the room like a minotaur stallion with a four hour Viagra boner……”
*Clickity-clickity-clickity-clackit……….mouth fart*
I cannot stand eet when Gemma over-enunzeeates! . . . But I love watching her walk towards ol’ Boner McCargoPants in za shorty-shorts.
Is their a scene in this where instead of being covered in oil shes covered in cum.
*there
goddammit
*shoots self in dick*
I can´t wait for Salma Hayek to do the mexican version “Tamales Drewe” because she understands the real concept Tits or GTFO
rachel weisz 2.0
The only thing He hates more than movies like this are the people that LIKE movies like this.
Alternate title: “Bridget Jones’s Nosejob Gangbang, Actually, In Rodanthe”
[Pygar swoops down and sets Crappy down. He says, "Remember Crappy, an angel doesn't love, they are love." "I know," C-dog responds, "And if you could pitch, I'd be your catcher. Goodbye!" Pygar flies off.]
…the plot seems to be that she gets a nose job and then bangs everyone.
Sorta the opposited of what happened to Jennifer Grey. She got a nose job and her career got fucked.
Stephen always tries to hit the sob story in his movies. There’s just something about the way he shoots them that I can’t relate to. I just have no trears for frears.
You know, that wasn’t a Durst buster when I started typing it.
Imagine yourselves left alone to ‘make your own tea’ in a hot girl’s crib that’s way too busy to show you out.
That’s a whole different movie, I’d say.
So, she spends all her money to fix her nose just to get fucked by a gay faced twat, a filthy greasy douche and a fat,unattractive old man..?
Who wrote this shit,again??