Sorry for the technical issues today, folks. I’ll be back with a full day of posts tomorrow. In the meantime, please enjoy the new, incredibly suggestive poster (via CartoonBrew) for Yogi Bear 3D. Tagline:
“Great things come in bears.”
Bears like Boo Boo, this poster seems to say. See, Yogi is a “great thing,” and he’s “coming” in a bear, and in this case, that bear is Boo Boo, whom Yogi has mounted from behind. Jeez, do I have to explain everything to you guys? For his part, Boo Boo doesn’t seem to mind. I think they actually ripped off this fake poster I made of Wolverine, back when Disney bought Marvel. Where’s my money, a-holes? Ooh, poor choice of words…
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Right in the Pooh hole.
This poster is only being used in California.
They still call big, fat, hairy, gay guys “bears,” right?
Great things come in bears, but twinks let bears come in them.
I guess you can take that as a yes, Jacktion!
It beats Garfield’s tag: “This pussy is filled with Italian.”
“Good things come in bears.”
Are we all just pretending that’s what it says? I hate being the one to nitpick.
*ceases nitpicking, starts dickhitting*
Üîñçé, when your server crapped out on you (James Marshall pun intended), I’d thought you’d given ol’ Dingus the boot, like most every other website I comment on. (*sighs*)
And as for the tagline Great things come in bears, I feel Great big things come in bears would be more appropriate, given their burly beefiness. We’re not talking about your run-of-the-mill Asian houseboys here…
Damn html!
Wow. Pedobear has got some serious creepin’ to do to out-creep this shit.
Nathan Lane agrees with this tagline.
Pedobear thinks Boo Boo is nothing but a revenge fuck.
Banner Pic:
Right in the picnic basket.
Glue sniffing and html commands don’t mix. Take it from me kids… My Asian houseboy comment would’ve been spot on, had it not been for my unseemly taste for huffing. (*hyperventilates into paper bag saturated with petrol*)
Oh god damn it!
I grew up in Idaho and went bear hunting one time, I was really looking forward to challenging my manliness and braving the wild, but all I ended up with was a sore bum and a scary man who calls me when he’s lonely. So.. all in all I’ll call it a victory. Ahh, the great San Fran bear hunt, nothing like it.
Yes, but where are the sunglasses?
Rejected Taglines:
Grin and Bear it!!!
Bear down!!!!
Drink this and get fuzzy!
You have the right to Bear Harm!!
Come down to KY Jellystone