Basically, some guys were trying to do a very important, very professional photoshoot of a 17-year-old in short shorts doing ballerina poses in Time Square. That’s when a third guy had the audacity to try to film essentially the same thing, but zoomed in much tighter on the butt and crotchal regions. That sets off a confrontation that begins at about 2:50 of the video. And it. Is. Sublime. No only does the videographer possess the nasally stoner voice of Pee Wee Herman and the vocabulary of Kenny Powers, he gets positively indignant when the C-blocking camera assistants try to infringe upon his God-given right to film underage ‘tang in public. That’s when a bicycle messenger and his ear plugs show up to protect the girl’s honor, at which point Homeless Kenny Powers rightly calls him out for being dressed like “a goober.”
‘Scuuse yooou. ‘Scuuse yooou. Let go a my camera, Goober. Awright, Goober. Nice OUTFIT too. Don’t touch me, duuuude. Yeah, you just ran over my FOOT. That’s why you got DROPPED.
Get his man a reality show immediately.
[via CarlosMiller, thanks to Jim VB for the tip]
UPDATE: Apparently, the guy filming is Howard Stern show wackpack member Joey Boots. Rarely have I seen a person look so much he sounds.
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Tits or GTF . . . welllll, they’re small but I guess I’ll allow it.
The camera guy is Joey Boots from the stern show. He is a huge Fag that does this shit for attention.
I was going to email this to you, but I figured you’d be inundated. The guy is Joey Boots (joeyboots.com, I believe), and he has a series of videos that exist for no other reason than to prove he has a right to film them.
There’s one in particular where he yells at some protesting ‘domestic cleaning workers’, shouting “CLEAN MY APARTMENT – IT’S DIRTY!”
Oh, and most of the actual photos of this chick are available online as well. I’ll email them to Vince.
Really? Dammit, I knew I recognized that voice.
WAAHH, I’m 17, y’know!
You don’t want people staring at your crotch, don’t do fuckin’ splits in mid-air, you cock-tease. These people enrage me. Yeah, the goober guy is creepy, bt he’s right, she’s in public, they’re already taking pictures, but he can’t? Fuck them.
The camera guy is Joey Boots from the stern show.
Jeez. Patty’s married to a real douche, eh?
Can’t you see the angle he’s shooting from? He’s obviously an auteur.
Aww, man, it’s Boots?! Now i’m even more pissed off. He’s still right, but I hate that guy, he’s a colossal douche. Argh, I’m so conflicted.
Jeez. Patty’s married to a real douche, eh?
Now I know why she moved out of NYC.
In a surprise turn, Howard Stern just booked Roman Polanski for tomorrows show.
Facebook must be so disappointed in her.
I’m going to pull this up on my phone the next time someone from NYC tries to talk down to be about “being cultured”
*slugs whiskey, continues filming dogs fucking*
HEEEEE – YUKKK, * talk down to ME *
*dueling banjoes*
Is it Friday? Is this a FFA post? Because opening this post with a bit about tax incentives for filming doesn’t make this movie related. It’s like the comedian I saw a few weeks back that had a big bit about LOTR and tried to make it relevant by saying he saw the movie on a plane last week.
Not that I give a shit what you post Vinky, I’m just hung over and grumpy.
I would imagine Mel Gibson would have an eloquent yet succinct commentary on this young harlot’s attire and poses.
Homeless Kenny Powers says, “You’re fucking out, on the streets, sleeping.”
Now, in a less rage-filled thought . . . nice ass!
Who cares if she’s only 17, just cuz you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu, am I right? Right? Anyone? Hello?
*crickets chirping*
*goes for high five, ends up with hand-cuff on right wrist*
Polanski never even told his taxi driver to slow down.
The last time a 17 year old girl said “I’m 17 years old….” to me disapprovingly, I had just bought her an outfit made for a 12 year old.
I think her name was Amber?
Too
sooncreepysoon?I’ve always found it to be kind of an oxymoronic term. For fuck’s sake her niece had been abducted five years earlier. You’d think Amber would’ve been more alert.
Amber Alert is what I yell out when I pee blood after drinking too much 4loco.
Howard Stern still has a show?
Bababooey bababooey Vince Mancini’s penis!
As Samuel L Jackson said in Coming to America, who the hell is this asshole?!
Really? A member of Howard Stern’s crew is an insufferable douche? Color me shocked.
“Basically, some guys were trying to do a very important, very professional photoshoot of a 17-year-old in short shorts doing ballerina poses in Time Square.”
Dude, did somebody stomp on your vagina?
Creepy Jew is the new black.
What is it, Des? Should I put sarcasm in giant red text next time?
Has Howard Stern ever really been funny? Maybe witty time to time but he always seemed to be ‘meh’.
NEWSFLASH : I think everyone is aware that http://www.battlecam.com was offering a $1 million dollar challenge for anyone that would streak the President of the United States, be within eyeshot and earshot and have battlecam painted on their chest while yelling it six times.
Mr. Rodriguez admitted to Mr. Alki David that the President did not hear him. Alki felt that he did a good job and awarded him some money. Other participants that help make this happen were also paid.
Joey Boots was allegedly paid $10,000.00
Joey boots filmed the event. There is a rumor going around that joey boots wanted more money off the streaker and the streaker has called in the FBI to investigate extortion charges.
You heard that here first folks, right on UPROXX!
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