As pre-emptive penance for the incredibly negative Dinner for Schmucks review I’m about to write, here’s Paul Rudd DJing a Bat Mitzvah in 1992. He’s so absurdly likable. It’s funny, because if you’d asked me what I imagined Paul Rudd was doing in 1992, I probably would’ve said, “I dunno, making the birthday girl feel like the specialest lady in town at a Bat Mitzvah?*” Next you’ll tell me Keanu Reeves surfs.
Helping her blow out the candles, manning the limbo pole, doing some air guitar on the dance floor… it’s got everything but slappin’ da bay-oss. It’s like all the stunts the Wedding Crashers guys pulled to get chicks, they learned from Paul Rudd, only he was just hanging out, playin’ air guitar with his niece, not realizing anyone was watching.
[via Buzzfeed]
*Is ‘birthday girl’ the correct term? Jewess of honor?
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Uh oh, I loved Dinner for Schmucks.
I just want to eat up that cute Paul Rudd +1UP
Here we go!
Hey girl, if I ring you back later, how much will that holla cost?
This is what it has come to. Movies that are supposed to be serious make us laugh because they are absurd, becoming cult favorites. Movies that are supposed to be funny come off as trying to hard and in an increasingly cynical society, this is a killer. Not to say that Vince in cynical. Not at all. Nope.
God I gotta start proof-reading more or pretending to work less.
Lamest viral marketing, evaaarrrr!
Rudder? I didn’t even border.
No joke… I actually worked for that same DJ company back in 2003. Dude who owned it LOVED bragging about how Rudd used to work for him. Too bad he was still a fucking DJ.
I’m sure that made sense inside my head a moment ago. Oh well.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMITZVAH!
No joke… I actually worked for that same DJ company back in 2003. Dude who owned it LOVED bragging about how Rudd used to work for him. Too bad he was still a fucking DJ and doesn’t have my detonators!
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Is ‘birthday girl’ the correct term? Jewess of honor?
Israelbait.
Thanks Crapbasket… that works better.
I have nothing against broad, Hollywood comedies. I liked Get Him to the Greek fine.
Wonder how he ever made it in Hollywood, wooing Jewish mothers at bat-mitzvahs? (*clears throat*)
“manning the limbo pole”
Wait, Peyton is Polish?
I had that haircut once. but it was 1997. 5 years later. And now I’m not a charming movie star. Shit, I still kind of have that haircut.
I had a Bro Mitzvah. Many people got iced that fateful day…
My next band is totally gonna be called the Bar Mitzvitz, featuring a punk version of “If I Were A Rich Man”.
See, Polanski? This is how you act around a 13-year old so you don’t have to flee the country.
Nice to see the Jews getting used to Limbo.
last night while i was sleeping I had a BRAAAAAAAAHM Mitzva
Of course the Jews like the limbo. They’re always trying to see how low you will go.
Alternate: Jews have a slight edge in limbo as they have no soles.
Paul Rudd could kill a puppy on the corpse of my parents and I would still love him.
HEY SUGARTITS!!!!!! YOU CAN BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES, BUT YOU WILL BLOW ME FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jews hate limbo because their big ol’ hook beak hoses always get them eliminated.
hehe… “hoses”…
This is a blog about Hollywood. I think the “Jews” tag is implied in every post.
I’d like to think that somewhere out there is a 31-year old jewess who is mortified that video of her in that dress is now all over the internet.
“She’s not a woman yet”
*deviously rubs hands together*
No, Polanski jokes don’t get old
HEY SUGARTITS!!!!!!!! THAT DRESS LOOKS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T BE SURPRISED IF YOU GET RAPED BY A PACK OF P*LANSKIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“She’s not a woman yet”
*deviously rubs hands together*
No, Polanski jokes don’t get old
Polanski was standing outside holding a boom box over his head blasting Neil Diamond.
Say Anything are still timely, right? Right?
WOW!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS LIKE TWO DICKSTEPS IN ONE COMMENT!!!!!!!!!! BLOOOOWWWWWW MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahem, Say Anything \references/ are etc.
“I liked Get Him to the Greek fine.”
That’ll teach you to call Vince a cynic, Zero. Hahaha fucker, he showed you…. wait a second.
If wearing a yellow tux with black shorts is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
For the life of me, I can’t understand why Jewish girls expect to live such a posh lifestyle when they’re adults, what with their meager upbringings and poverty stricken childhoods.
/kicks empty soda can around office that was given as gift for 12th birthday
J, Luke told me you were a bit of a spoiled brat when you were 12.
Add another teardrop to my wahhh well, for I never knew the simple joys of being a Jewish girl and having a future celebrity wear shorts with colonial garb for my birthday.
Seeing that birthday party makes we wish I was Jewish, but then I think about all the fun times I’ve spent with my Grandparents and the thought vanishes.
If wearing a yellow tux with black shorts is wrong, I don’t want to be rightwhite.
BDOOSH
Sandy Koufax had a great arm, but no bat mitzfah.
Fuck you, html.
JHC, you are a Jew.
Wow, Rudd sure could concentrate camp.
When the hell did you see my dick, Moose? Did your Mom tell you?
I didn’t know you were into moose limbs?
When the hell did you see my dick, Moose? Did your Mom tell you?
No, it was Dad. He told me about it right before he moved to Atlanta to reinvent himself as “Pierre”.
As an attendee of many bat/bar mitzvahs in the 90′s I can only assume this celebration was also held at the Love Shack which is only accessible by Riding the Train.
*clip-on bow tie spin*
That little closeted Queen holding the limbo pole is pissed that she’s getting all of the Hot DJ’s attention.
That girl is a woman now. You no longer have to prick her to make her bleed.
Isn’t the conspicuous running time, Hi8 logo and play icon suggestive of it being fake?