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DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- Adorable Tiny Predator Found In Luggage and Other Animal News. |UproxxNews|
- Infinite made ads with the Community cast. Said it before and I’ll say it again: that neither Community nor Danny Pudi won anything is the reason no one gives a sh*t about the Emmys. I get that It’s Always Sunny is too edgy for you shrivs, but seriously? Community. It’s on f*cking network TV. Pull your head out of your ass. |WarmingGlow|
- Here’s the guy that will play The Hobbit if MGM can pull itself out of debt before he dies of old age. |GammaSquad|
- Paris Hilton busted for cocaine possession when she accidentally dropped a bag of coke into a cop’s hand. Can’t we execute for this level of stupidity? What’s she bringing to the table? |WWTDD|
- Meet the 21-year-old dude who pretended to be 14 so he could play pee wee football. I would’ve tried that, but I’m pretty sure 14-year-old black kids would still stomp my ass. |WithLeather|
- 20 Terrifically Terrible A-List Celebrity Movie Deaths. |Pajiba|
- The 50 Greatest Jackass Movie Stunts. I can’t wait for Jackass 3D. Serious. |UGO|
- A Gallery of Super Tall Girls. I love tall chicks. I mean, within reason. |EgoTV|
- A Gallery of Action Stars in Their Early Years. |UnrealityMag|
- Babes Test Out Bras on a Roller Coaster. This sounds like an important experiment. |ForkParty|
- HAHAHA I liked it when the stripper fell down. More like TRIPPER, amirite? |GorillaMask|
- 7 things Digg drove into the ground. |HolyTaco|
- Here are some actresses in the running for Mission Impossible IV. One of them is the chick who played Chun Li. |ScreenJunkies|
And finally, this is the BEST GIF EVER. Thanks to Chodin for finding it. Got damn koala had it comin, tell you what.
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That koala reminds me of Bruce Vilanch. It’s either the glasses or hair maybe? And I really hope to own an Orson Welles dog.
I think the next frotcast should be recorded at the Funville in Vallejo, CA.
(Sung with a thick cockney accent)
Will you please put a penny on the drum – on the drum!
Will you please put a penny on the drum – on the drum!
We only need a tenner, to buy a new piano
Will you please put a penny on the drum – on the drum!
maybe it’s the zombieland mention coupled with the whiskey-laced apricot chai tea, but whattabout woody in ‘no country’? not gruesome enough or does he not make the a-list…
shhhummm of the fff-ffinesht linksh around.
I once pretended to be 14 so I could pound other 14 year olds too.
By the way, I just moved into your neighborhood and current laws dictate that I introduce myself and tell you a little about my past.
What’s she bringing to the table?
Um… cocaine, Vince. Duh.
Community didn’t even get nominated for anything. Emmy voters are a bunch of GDB’s.
Adorable Tiny Predator Found In Luggage
Roamin’ Polanski?
Orson Welles dog is watching the roller coaster vid on loop! QAPLAH!
Is “punching Koala” Australian for stink finger?
Yes J just like their euphemism for licking a girl’s snatch during menstruation, “a dingo ate your baby”.
I believe “The Punching Koala” is what they call Russell Crowe when he’s blacked out and moonlighting as a homeless boxer.
Just as long as they leave retards MMA fighting kangaroos alone…
I like to think that the person punching the koala is saying, eucalyptus deez nuts.
I don’t know what that means. Don’t mind me.
If the koala had on a bowtie, you’d never know that he wasn’t the real Larry King.