This turtle says “Wow” while making love.  He reminds me of myself.  I still say “wow” on every thrust too, because every time I get re-surprised that there’s a lady willing to let me put my wiener in her. |Boston.BarstoolSports|

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

  • I posted this on the FilmDrunk Facebook page the other day when the site was down, but in case you missed it, Stallone blows up YouTube and rocks out to Guns and Roses. |YouTube|
  • Chodin adds photographic context to Mel Gibson quotes. |Fleshlight-Fan-Censored
  • Robopanda examines strip clubs and bro rape. |UproxxNews|
  • Turn your fixed gear into a Tron light cycle. |GammaSquad|
  • (pictured) You’d need an acrobatic woman to compete with this Fleshlight fan. |uncensored version here*|
  • Even more gifs of Alison Brie’s boobs. Damn. That sentence was so “internet.” |WarmingGlow|
  • When it comes to predicting Brett Favre, Loki the octopus is no Paul the octopus. |WithLeather|
  • Cleaning up with Warren the Ape. |G4|
  • How to write a Black-Eyed Peas song. |HolyTaco|
  • Drug dealer combines arraignment with marriage.  Aw, how sweet. |FListed|
  • Here’s another attractive woman with very little clothing. |GorillaMask|

*Yes, I had to swap out a picture because it contained a too-realistic depiction of an organ (yes, not even the real thing) we all came out of. If you’re the person in charge of deciding that something like this is not safe for a grown adult to look at at work, please, please, please kill yourself.