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It looks like Larry Fishburne and his buddies who wanted to buy all of Montana Fishburne’s Vivid pornos before they hit shelves might want to save their money, because as it turns out, Face Time wasn’t her first wiener rodeo.  That honor goes to Freaky Empire’s Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 14, which was shot a few days earlier.  God, what is it with sequels this summer?

montana-fishburne-porn-brian-pumperMontana Fishburne, using the stage name Chippy D., appears in an almost hour-long scene with Brian Pumper in Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 14, set to release next week—two weeks before Vivid’s release on Aug. 18.

With Vivid’s release of Montana Fishburne, a reality-based “thrill-sex” sex tape, viewers will get to see another side of the famous actor’s daughter in a scene from Freaky Empire’s gonzo production.

“This scene was shot, I believe, a day or two before she went to Vivid,” Freaky Empire sales manager Danny told AVN. “It’s a really good scene. Her and Pumper were friends; they knew each other before the shoot. This is her first scene as a performer.”

Danny said that Pumper initially wasn’t aware that shooting Fishburne was such a big deal.

“He came to me and said, ‘Guess who’s in this movie?’” Danny said. “When he told me I said, ‘Are you kidding? No big deal?’ This girl is 18 or 19 and she’s just adorable. Hot. And the scene is really good. She can perform. I mean, she’s taking on Pumper.” [AVN]

“I mean, she’s taking on Pumper.”  Best. Quote. Ever. I would love to someday be a good enough lover that a woman would have to “take me on” rather than “lie still for 97 seconds.”  Also, I don’t want to tell black folks how to advertise, but when we whities are titling our pornos, we name them something specific and descriptive, like “Bob’s Midget Amputee Dildo Party 7,” so that the customer knows what he’s getting.  “Rhymes and dimes”?  I might not be totally current with my slang, but doesn’t that basically mean “rap and marijuana?”  Do black people really like smoking dope and rapping so much that it gets top billing over money shots and vaginas?  This would make a fascinating cultural study.

UPDATE: Apparently she was also arrested for prostitution last year.   You know, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say Laurence Fishburne may not have been the best father.

UPDATE 2: According to this interview, she claims her “prostitution” arrest was actually for trespassing.  She also says her high school and current boyfriend is also a porn star who goes by “J Pipes.”  Oh, Los Angeles, don’t ever change.