(you can thank Paul at ScreenRant for the Lesbian Leias picture from Comic Con)
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
Five inevitable ways your social network will be ruined. |Uproxx|
Today in Uproxx News: Animals vs. Authorities. |UproxxNews|
Headline of the day: “Gulf Coast hit with Leno performance.” |WarmingGlow|
Gamma Squad compiles 15 pictures of Green Lanterns so I don’t have to. |GammaSquad|
Cee-Lo’s “F*ck You” is fan-effing-tastic. |GorillaMask|
Let “The Pope” by Bun B molest your ear drums. |SmokingSection|
Pajiba has been watching Entourage for some reason. NEEERRDS! |Pajiba|
Color photos of Russia from 100 hundred years ago. Pretty amazing, actually. |Boston.com|
In case you don’t get enough of my gay ass voice on the Frotcast, here’s me discussing 2003′s Ned Kelly on the Notjustnewmovies podcast. |NJNM|
A preview of Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock. |G4|
An open letter to YouJizz.com. |HolyTaco|
Here’s some pictures of Gianna Michaels of Piranha 3D. *cough* she’s also a porn star! *cough* I recommend a Google Image Search! *cough, cough* |ScreenJunkies|
The 8 types of people in your fantasy football league. |Guyism|
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My Social Network got ruined by a Belgian girls’ choir.
The same can be said for my ability to pull one off with Log Cabin.
What kind of shit is this posting morning links at 2 am? This seems like way too much initiative posting tomorrow’s links at the end of today. I like my bloggers to get wasted, wake up at 10:30 for the still drunk post and crawl through the day until they do it all over again. Vince you need to slow down. If I wanted a legit updated film site I’d go suck the teat at Yahoo or somewhere else.
Boy those Russians sure look happy… If only they could’ve seen what was in store for them; i.e. WWI, revolution, civil war, communism, collectivization, Stalinism, purges, WWII, race-war, Hitlerism, genocide, utter decimation, Cold War, rebellion-quashing, showdown with USA, nuclear arms race, Afghanistan, post-communist depression, separatist wars, Chechnya, terrorism, etc… I wonder how much more stoked they would’ve been?
Those pics of the Russian countryside look straight out of the videogame Really Red Dead Redemption.
Lesbian Leias don’t want anybody to get walking carpet out of their way as much as they want to get it into their mouths.
Faux-lesbian nerd pandering? Way to step up your game, ladies.
How do you know it’s faux-lesbian, Patty?
Oh, right; they’re not ugly.
Oh, I’m just bitter because I couldn’t pull off the costume.
I’ll help you pull it off