(Lobster Dog was always my favorite X-Man)
Casting stories are generally the most boring stories, but at least this one involves comically attractive Mad Men star January Jones. According to 
So wait, who’s Emma Frost? She’s not a bitchy character in a Jane Austen novel or some sh*t? Here, I caught this nerd from Collider playing Magic cards in the library. I say we beat it out of him. GIVE UP THE INFO, NERD!
For those unfamiliar with the character of Emma Frost, she was formerly known as “The White Queen” and was a member of the villainous mutant super group, The Hellfire Club. In addition to strong telepathic powers, she also has the ability to shapeshift her skin into a diamond form that grants her increased strength and durability. Frost also possesses a dry wit and is known for her rocking body and highly revealing clothing.
January Jones in revealing clothing, huh? Look who’s hard as a diamond now, am I right, guys? High five? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Now, let’s hit the showers. We can talk about chicks there.
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LOOKS LIKE THERE’S FROST IN JANUARY!
*slide whistle*
*rubs icy hot on glans penis*
Oliver Platt as the “Man in Black”
It’s certainly better than the initially proposed “Man in Blackface” character whose rather useless superpower was the ability to propagate archaic African-American stereotypes.
If “Black Is The New Big” expect “This Summer January Is The New Frost”. Also expect me to start writing Frost-On-Mystique Fan-fic right now.
fuck you 0.
“she also has the ability to shapeshift her skin into a diamond form that grants her increased strength and durability. Frost also possesses a dry wit and is known for her rocking body and highly revealing clothing”
Well at least she’ll be able to last a while when she’s raped by a pack of naggers.
I feel terrible.
Emma Frost has much bigger tits. January better deliver.
Frost also possesses a dry wit and is known for her rocking body and highly revealing clothing.
What a daring break from all of the other realistically proportioned female comic book characters that dress modestly
The Mighty Feklahr will lube up that “dry wit” of hers…with
BLOOD!champagne!*dissolves roofie*
I just hope she doesn’t promote this film with another SNL appearance. Way to make the regulars look good, JJ.
Yo girl, I gots something hard enough to tear up yo’ diamond ass, nah mean?
I thought Christmas only comes once in January.
Hmmm. Whatever.
I’ve been thinking for a good five minutes of a way to make a good permafrost joke and have come to the realization that I’m stupid for thinking it could be done in the first place.
My White Queen’s super power was drinking all my Natties and punching holes in my double wide.
I’m pretty sure my monitor is permafrosted now, Donk.
January makes it spring in my pants.
If there isn’t a joke in the movie about her giving somebody the cold shoulder, I will lick every cushion on Vince’s jerk-off, pants-shitting couch.
I’m pretty sure my monitor is permafrosted now, Donk.
You mean spermafrosted?
more like January Moans.
Well, apparently the “s” on my keyboard wasn’t spared either.
Increased durability? So what, like six minutes then?
I bet that increased durability means you could choke her for days without any permanent damage. Nice.
Hmmm, might actually see this movie now, obviously to see the acting ability of Oliver Platt, nothing to do with January Jones.
Now Emma Frost is January Jones? This cast just keeps getting better and better! She looks incredible in Emma Frost’s outfits too: [mustusepowers.blogspot.com]