Jackass 3D looks awesome
08.06.103D is kind of stupid, which is why it makes perfect sense to take a 3D camera and film the stupidest thing you can think of with it. I assume that’s the idea behind Jackass 3D, which opens October 15th. Jackass is kind of one of those things that you either like or you don’t, and if you don’t, I have to assume it’s because you’re an uptight assh*le.
I don’t know what it is about someone getting hit with a giant hand or an oversized boxing glove, but that sh*t gets me every time.
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I cant accurately express how fucking excited I am for this.
Can I like it and still be the uptight asshole who won’t pay double the ticket price to see it?
Dude, what a crock. I watched that vid and didn’t see shit in “3D”. Same thing when I rented Avatar – BUUUUULLSHIIIIIIIT.
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Bam Margera getting bitch slapped by a giant hand? Yes, please.
When I say “High five!” to Anderson Silva? That’s how many knuckles he is getting straight to the mangina!…LIVE, at UFC 117, August 7th on PPV!
Now if they would just re-release Haggard in 3D…
Needs more foot-lamberts if you want to see their testicles clearly.
After years of trying desperately to pretend I wouldn’t like Jackass, I finally watched the original on MTV a few years ago. The opening sequence alone made me pissed I waited so long.
Right now, I’m in tears from the high-five scene in the new trailer.
The look of despair on Steve-O’s face in the first clip is worth the price, imo.
I fucking guarantee at some point Percy drops trou, sits on someone’s face with gigantic ass, and shouts “RELEASE MY KRAKEN!”
I’ll admit that I enjoy some of the better stunts they do but I could live without seeing pasty white man ass in a thong. I prefer my cabana boys toned, tanned and preferrably Guatemalan.
That said, Urban Kayaking is probably the best thing they’ve done, IMO.
If they can somehow make me feel like I’m right there kicking Bam Margera in the testicles, then I’ll see it ten times.
I’m confused . . . since it’s in 3D, does that mean that all the bad things happening to Bam actually happen three times? Or do they just make me three times as happy when I see them? Either way I’m good.
The film year is saved!!
Even Rihanna laughed at that last prank.
Knoxville really wanted to have a real career in film, but then he did Dukes of Hazard, and it was back to ball wallops, and nipple electrocution for him… where he belongs. At least he didn’t go the Jim Carrey route.
How was Fish Fuck by Gwar not playing during the fish slap scene, all you have to do to get the rights are defeat Gwar in a space a battle, queers.
Funny you say that, Ace, I swear to God “Fish Fuck” comes up during this week’s frotcast that I just posted. Weird.