Inception explained to Mac users
08.22.10
Very clever. [via JonahRay]
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- “The banana costume has been seized and put into evidence.” |Uproxx|
- How to Make a Game Out of a Movie (That Doesn’t Suck)|Uproxx|
- Yes, I’m going to pimp this week’s Frotcast one more time. Scott Pilgrim, Tila, and Montana Fishburne, with our friend Joe King. |Listen, Subscribe|
- You mess with the bull, it jumps into the stands and tries to gore people. Isn’t that how it goes? |WarmingGlow|
- Schadenfreude corner: everyone’s-favorite-sports personality Jay Mariotti gets thrown in jail. |WithLeather|
- Remembering humor in hip hop. |SmokingSection|
- The top selling laundry detergent in Armenia is “Barf.” I’m so proud of being a quarter Armenian right now. |NextRound|
- Justin Bieber slowed down 800%. |Buzzfeed|
- G-Dog is like the super-hip dog you never had, because he’s actually a robot. |GammaSquad|
- Hot girls dressed like ninjas, my ninjas. |HolyTaco|
- An artist’s conception of what would happen if a Hollywood exec optioned Slinky: The Movie. |ScreenJunkies|
- Study finds taking the pill makes women smarter. Though babies will give you mad street cred. |Fark|
- Teen actors who disappeared: A list. |Pajiba|
- A terrifying look at what a little makeup and photoshop can do. Damn, I gotta figure out what ship my mail-order bride is on… |Chive|
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Damn, I gotta figure out what ship my mail-order bride is on…
Silly Vince. Japanese sex pillows don’t wear makeup!
Most chicks who date ugly rich guys always seem to be enamored with their “personalities”, rather than their cash… of course. Wonder what excuse Mariotti’s girlfriend could possibly have?…
This interpretation seems to suggest that reality is still one dream layer removed from the folder where all the porn jpegs are stored.
Except for Cobb and Ariadne, those all should be .BMPs. There wasn’t enough character detail to make them jpegs.
I read too fast and got pumped for Stinky: The Movie. I was trying to figure out if that many alts in a film would work, and then remembered that Identity sucked. Except for whores dying, of course.
So, when the dream pinwheels, do you just shoot the hostage?
The top selling laundry detergent in Armenia is “Barf.”
Hey, you can’t do that on internets!
Why?
I don’t know.
*bukkaked with green retardation*
A terrifying look at what a little makeup and photoshop can do.
My version of photoshop only has red eye reduction. I’m clearly missing the round eye augmenter.
Let me guess, the Turkish government still doesn’t accept responsibility for what happened to the the other three quarters of your Armenian Heritage?
“I dunno *shrugs*, it was here 95 years ago…”