After the jump, check out “Dancing at the Movies,” an incredibly well-put-together montage of dancing scenes from popular movies. See if you can name all the movies! Or don’t, honestly, I probably won’t be paying attention. It’s set to “Footloose.” Oh, Kenny Loggins, you golden-throated beam of light from heaven. Still, my favorite part is definitely the hip thrusting. Not a lot of people know this, but I’m actually the number one hip thruster in the state. I can knock potted plants off the shelf from across the room, just from the sheer force of your genital vibrations. Wait, don’t I mean the force of my genital vibrations? No. No, I do not.
Still, I don’t think anyone rocked it as hard as this kid:
Somebody get him an agent.
[via kottke. Thanks to Adam for the tip on the second video.]
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Is it wrong I kept looking at that pic trying to find Jamie Lee Curtis’ penis?
/funny off, science on
While Jamie Lee Curtis does have a Y chromosome, she has something called androgen insensitivity syndrome and never actually had a penis.
As soon as I saw this video, I knew precisely the screen cap we’d be seeing on FilmDrunk.
You can see Jamie Lee’s monkey fufu from behind!
ZOMFG!! Look what the Boy Scouts did to the kid from Up!!
Ahhh I understand now..she has an inny not an outy right?
In related news, I’m fairly sure Serena Williams was a former male bodybuilder before playing tennis with her brother.
On Kronos we call her “Olivia Neutron Bomb”.
Jamie Lee Squirtis looks tired.
Not a lot of people know this, but I’m actually the number one hip thruster in the state.
I thought you were the number one thrush hipster?
Crow, cite source, you’re talkin out your ass. AIS is real, but Jamie Lee Curtis has never been shown to have a Y chromosome. You’re just reciting lame rumor just like the people you’re trying to correct.
^^^Secretly attracted to Jamie Lee since childhood and the thought of her being a him is terrifying.
OH SNAP, SCIENCE FIGHT! *grabs beaker, smashes it on lab table, brandishes jagged edge as weapon*
*sulfuric acid that was in beaker leaks all over hand*
OWIE OWIE OWIE *runs off crying*
For the record, “OWIE OWIE OWIE *Runs Off Crying*” would be an excellent title for my memoir.
That’s no Asian boy. That’s Olivia Munn.
You fags are so immature. JLC simply has testes where her ovaries should be.
Jaime Lee’s ‘taint is a ’tis.
Fuck. That kid gave me a chubby.
If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that it appears Jamie Lee Curtis is prepping a teabag for the chin of the 5th Baron of Haden-Guest in that banner pic, but his presence underneath her(?) dangling sack was cleverly and artfully photoshopped out of the scene by someone who will remain nameless (*clears throat*)… Vince.
Is that so? Or am I way off base here with such an assumption?
I see the banner pic, and I think, “Penis or not, Jamie Lee Curtis used to bring it.” Then I watch the video and I see the clip from True Lies and I think, “Hell, she still brings it.” Then I do the math, realize that my first True Lies boner just got his driver’s license, and weep because I, too, am getting old.
Jamie Lee Curtis must be some kind of hermaphroditic cyborg. Did you catch the True Lies striptease bit? Dude’s got abs.
Twas thee there thou art?
Oh, and Vince… that wasn’t your hip-thrust that knocked over the potted plant… it was your Jew fro.
Does anyone else wonder if Jessica Alba ever read Jennifer Beals’ book entitled “A Hot Bi-Racial Woman’s Guide On How To Fuck Up a Promising Hollywood Career for 20 Years”?
Jessica Alba had Flipper and Honey. Jennifer Beals had My Bodyguard and Flashdance. Alba exploded, as well she should have. Beals … well, up until The L Word, her biggest co-star for 20 years was Sting. Could you imagine a universe in which Jessica Alba was a SyFy Channel movie star just because she had a shitty agent and couldn’t make a good decision? The thought alone makes me shudder.
Then again, there’s also probably a universe in some other dimension where Jessica Alba turned into a porn star… And in that universe Bruce Greenwood is President of the United States, I have a 9 1/2-inch penis, George W. Bush has bought the Texas Rangers five World Series titles, Dick Cheney strangled Osama Bin Ladin to death in the highest-grossing pay-per-view event of the century and America’s favorite male action star, Jamie Lee Curtis, returns next summer with True Lies 2.
I like to imagine a universe in which Jessica Alba is Teen Topanga…