It’s only bullsh*t Hollywood nepotism that gets Will Smith’s dumb wiener kid a part in the Karate Kid remake while acclaimed martial artist James William Gregory Jr. here is relegated to making YouTube videos like some broke-ass afro ninja. Nonetheless, thanks to the magic of the internet, we have the impressive Kung Fu demonstration you see here. Pardon me, EAGLE CLAW kung fu. Some of his other YouTube videos include:
- I AM BETTER THAN YOU ALL!!! JEALOUS FOOLS!!!
- 2 PORTIONS OF MY SONGS THAT I WROTE!!! J.G.
- I AM NOT A LIAR!!! NOT HOMELESS, I AM MARRIED
- I MET AND SEEN CAMERON DIAZ AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
He is a great man.
[Thanks to RopeofSilicon for the discovery]
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At the 2:08 mark, I think he’s trying to get his heart going again.
Dude is lazy. This is the exact same video he has posted for PAUL OAKENFOLD IS WAAAAY BETTER ON ECSTACY!!!
That is the nicest van down by the river I’ve ever seen.
If you listen very carefully, just under all the grunting and chest-thumping, you can hear his mom yelling at him to take out the garbage.
Needs some cat-eye contact lenses and then we can film the rape scene.
I have this guy’s pager number, but I promised not to give it out.
Eagle Claw kung Fu will NEVER. BE. THE SAME!
This guy trains fat juggalettes to use jack handles.
Little-known movie trivia — James William Gregory, Jr. auditioned for the role of Zed in Pulp Fiction, but didn’t get it. Producers described his grunting during the rape scene as “far too exuberant.”
I bet he’s subscribed to the Avatar forums.
This man has a black belt*.
*Tied around his neck while he masturbates.
Eagle Claw Kung-Fu is useless. You can’t even block pop-ups.
I imagine that this is quite similar to the time he tried to explain sex to his children.
Never trust a man with 3 first names.
[Car speeds past, door opens and Crappy is tossed out. Notably, he is dressed as Stalin and wearing a tutu]
Eagle Claw Kung-Fu utilizes your inner chi-potle.
This is what Sam the Eagle would be like if he was human.
That is why he is an Eagle Claw Kung-Fu enthusiast.
Say what you will about Eagle Claw Kung-Fu. No really, say what you want because my geriatric great aunt isn’t threatened by this guy.
Great. I just watched that and now my Blackberry is gone.
Hah-hah!! Fucking fool…
Finally, Sexman’s father.
Eagle Claw Kung-Fu seems like it would be more effective for keeping gnats out of your face.
YOU FUCKERS! I see an add for iPod docking speakers and the first thing that po[o]ps into my mind is space docking and why would Germans shit on their iPods. The fuck man?! I’m corrupted n shit.
Love you.
Well played, Chino. Well played.
Does he have a video explaining the stain under his right man-boob?
(I’m not the only one focused on the man-boobs, right? …RIGHT??)
He’s like a cross between Miyagi, Jesus, and my Dad!
James William Gregory Jr. will fuck James Toney up if James Toney is man enough to face James William Gregory Jr. in the Eagle Claw Kung Fu death box.
His kung-fu moves couldn’t block my pop up either.