Gary Busey, who has a little experience with auto accidents himself, reportedly played the hero after witnessing a car crash in Malibu earlier this week. “Where’s the curb that hit you? I’m gonna give it a piece of my mind!” I imagine him telling the victims.
Gary Busey is being hailed a highway hero — after the actor witnessed a collision in Malibu earlier this week … and rushed to the scene to help out a 21-year-old man who was injured in the wreck.
Law enforcement sources tell us Gary called 911 on Tuesday afternoon after two cars collided on Pacific Coast Highway … but after the call, Gary was the first person who went down to the scene to help out.
According to a witness, Gary helped slow traffic — and stayed with one of the injured men until paramedics arrived.
TMZ spoke to the injured man’s mother — who told us Gary was “very sweet and caring” … and wanted to thank the actor for all of his help. The mom also told us her son only has minor back pain … but on the whole, he’s doing fine.
While waiting for police to arrive, Busey helped the kid stay calm, reminding him that “crash” is just an acronym for “Chinese Restaurants Always Steal, Homey”, before handing a passing motorist his buck knife and retrieving a bushel of onions he’d hid in a storm drain.
Gary Busey once bit the bumper off a ’72 Skylark on a dare. True story.
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Gary Busey has the banner pic tattooed on the inside of his eyelids.
And so do I.
I assume that the 911 call sounded something along the lines of, “THERE’S A GATOR JACKKNIFED ON THE 405. SEND THE PARATROOPERS WHILE I DISTRACT THE UFO’S” with an inexplicable vuvuzela hum in the background.
The Freakishly Large Jaw of Life.
Gary got the man out of the car, but unfortunately he did it in two trips, removing his endocrine system first.
“He’s a hero. He pulled me to safety, right after rifling through my glove compartment in search of Nazi gold and Sucrets.
Big deal. I whisked a bunch of people to safety after witnessing the movie Crash. “For the love of god, Brendan Fraser plays a supporting role, run for your fucking lives!”
Petitioning to have the “car accidents” tag merged into “Gary Busey”.
He staunched the bleeding head wound using the fringe from his boots and his own saliva (it contains healing properties and a high grade narcotic)
Gary Busey granted the victim’s car immortality.
That’s nothing, The Mighty Feklahr’s matronly figure had a boyfriend that was a janitor at the auditorium in Cedar Rapids when Andre the Giant got arrested for beating up a camera guy!
[bleacherreport.com]
(all, sadly, true…)
Gary Busey ripped out the ignition system of the car at fault and said “You aint gonna be causing anymore trouble now!” as he stuffed it in his pocket.
Gary Busey was overheard telling the victim “The car rolls, does the driver?” while handing him a bag of weed and a pack of Zig Zags.
Gary Busey Fireman’s carried thd cars to safety.
“It’s ok, I’m a double A memeber.” – Gary Busey
Upon arrival to the scene of the accident, Gary Busey promptly rain danced to put out any fire that could start.
Gary Busey’s seatbelt is his own foreskin. He was never circumsized.
When questioned by police what was the cause of the accident, Busey gave them the stinkeye and responded with a question of his own, “At this very moment there are 400,000 brightly feathered natives near the outer recesses of Katmandu paying reverence to a lunar disturbance that aids in the stunning alacrity of the tri-annual sorghum harvest, and you have the gall to ask me what caused the accident? Do you expect these impecunious aboriginals to subsist on buckwheat groats alone? I think the interaction of refracted moonbeams with the electromagnetic cloak of the gods speaks for itself… butthorn!”
Gary Busey told the victims that they’d save more money on their car insurance by fleeing the scene.
Werner Herzog pulled Joaquin Phoenix from a car wreck a few years ago. If there’s a reason Werner and Gary shouldn’t team up as paramedics I’d like to hear it.
When I first read that I thought it says Gary Busey slayed one of the injured passengers. I imagined that he saw them like one of his wounded coyote brothers and had to put him out of his suffering and return him to the spirit realm where Gary will one day reunite to run wild in the astral plain and feed only on endocrine systems of young virgins.
Gary Busey thought it was live action Mario Kart.
The crash victim’s spirit animal was Gary Busey.
21-year old man: Thanks for saving my life, Mr. Busey.
Gary Busey: That’s Mr. Busey to you.
Gary Busey whispered to an onlooker “You see that smoke rising from the front of the car? That’s its soul leaving the body.”
Gary will gladly accept the man’s first-born son as payment for saving his life.
Coincidentally, Busey doesn’t believe in cell phones and was only able to call 911 by using an actual butthorn.
Gary Busey jump starts cars by attaching jumper cables from the battery to his nipples while performing a Samoan war dance.
When questioned by police as to how he got the man out of the car, Busey responded intensely through his teeth;
“Just as the regal Quileute played first fiddle over the ancient Tatoosh and all of its heralded handball courts, and baronial Saxon plutocrats goosed Hottentot Venus with gilded staves, I too hold poison sumac pulverulence in one palm, and avionic tools in the other… At all times. In a shamanic sense, ‘never leave home without aircraft-grade wiring’ is a maxim I live by”. (*Pulls self-knitted plaid ascot made of human hair from shirt pocket and wipes spittle from face*)
Every time Gary Busey saves a human life, somewhere else in the world Steven Seagal gets a raging hard-on.
“Gary Busey once bit the bumper off a ‘72 Skylark on a dare. True story.”
And the owner of that ’72 Skylark? Then-World Chess Champion Boris Spassky. It was red.
Perhaps the image resolution is making me misread that photo, but if not, Indian Chief Cat needs to be Filmdrunk’s new mascot.