As much as I liked Kenny Powers’ K-Swiss ad, I think Vitamin Water just drank their milkshake (can I still use that?) with this ad starring Gary Busey as Fantasy Football lawyer Norman Tugwater. According to MediaBistro, it was created by a person and/or entity known as “Zambezi.” I’d delve, but the comments on that site make me want to kill myself. Gosh, who knew people who cared so much about advertising would be such assh*les? Anyway, the commercial’s great, Busey makes everything better, and the Tim & Eric-style editing is the icing on the cake.
It’s funny to see Busey doing a commercial, because, as we learned in the last Frotcast, Gary Busey hates commercials, so much so that he makes restaurants mute the TV when they come on (true story). I like to imagine Gary Busey showering when suddenly, this commercial comes on. You didn’t think he could hear the TV from in there, but next thing you know, Gary Busey runs out of the bathroom naked, carrying his briefcase full of highlighters and pocket change, threatening to eat your spleen like a banana, when suddenly, he realizes the commercial is his. “HOW’D THEY GET ME IN THE TV?!” he’d demand to know, and you’d have to feed him a coyote to get him to calm down. This will make you big again, Gary, like Alice in Wonderland.




*brain oozes from nostrils*
That was…beautiful…
The Mighty Feklahr’s fantasy draft is in two weeks.
He must have The Peterson.
That man is beautifully fucking crazy.
It’s like Gary Busey is trying to out-Gary Busey fake Gary Busey. And succeeding.
Sometimes I think we’re all living in Gary Busey’s limbo state
Yeah, after that frotcast, I have to decide if it’s okay to find Gary’s brain damage funny, or if it’s acceptable to drink Four Loko. Nah, still funny.
While Peterson has the physical talent, Busey looks like the workhorse of this ad.
When I watched this video this morning, it cemented AP for me with the second pick.
/hates talking about fantasy football
//knows nobody cares
///doesn’t give a flying squirt
Somewhere Chris Johnson is trying to get Nolte on the phone.
Busey sounds so agitated with the line “Drink it down!” Must be because Peterson dropped the bottle in the first 93 takes.
GARY BUSEY HAS THE BIGGEST TEETH EVER. If I were a natural predator he would frighten me.
I haven’t seen facial expressions like that since the melting Nazis ending to Raiders of the Lost Ark
Sharks evolved the ability to replace their teeth after Gary Busey tried snorkeling.
Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin’ sharpies from King Kong…uh…*static*
Norman Tugwater: *jumps out of tree* “Listen Butthorn, my client wants $10000 per game and his very own parking space. You have 4 days to comply.” *jumps down manhole, then appears in storm drain. “Hey” *bites onion* “I need to give someone a buck knife. I’ll be watching you!”
Holy shit. That donkey noise he makes at 1:00 is so goddam good.
Not only did you stiff my client out of his fantasy football rights, YOU PARKED LIKE AN ASSHOLE!!!
I bet he also represents Terry Tate.
I can’t wait to get home to see this.
Globo de Jenkem vacado :(
Fuck you Donk! Thanks for bringing up sore memories.
/ my fantasy football comissioner still won’t let me draft Terry Tate. But when it’s game time . . . IT’S PAIN TIME!!! WOOOOOO!
Best weird commercial since the VW ad where the guy from Fargo who threw Buscemi into the woodchipper unpimped ze auto. But I hate to point out that under Shaq’s accomplishments they had an extra P in Raper.
Gary Busey starts fires by rubbing two Boy Scouts together.
Gary Busey only did this because he read the boys at KSK calling him Purple Jesus and wanted to get in good with the big man.
Gary Busey thinks Tony Little needs to calm the fuck down.
Agreed. Busey makin the donkey sound = priceless. Can’t… stop….watching.
Gary Busey’s greatest trick was convincing the world that he didn’t exist. (see 1:08 mark of video)
“Gary Busey retains the right to pursue aggressive action, including . . . cacophony of vuvuzelas, hiring panda warriors as mercenaries . . . harnessing the power of African wildebeest to lick the backs of knees and elbows . . . ”
It’s all right there, Norman Tugwater Fantasy Sports Law Legal Code, Definition #4, Quasi-Legal Segment of Law, section A, read ‘em and weep.
Although, to be fair, Busey thinks “cacophony of vuvuzelas” is the scientific term for a large group of prostitutes.
Tugwater represents his clients so doggedly he should change his name to Quigley.