I love this.
08.31.10So, pretty simple concept here. Take the Gunnery Sergeant played by R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket and replace his voice with Donald Duck. You’d think it’d get old, but… well, this scene never gets old for me. Not a day goes by that I don’t try to work “who’s the twinkle-toed c*cksucker who just signed his own death warrant” into general conversation, usually directed at the barista who over-iced my grande soy chai.
Duck-voice war cry for the win. …Might I suggest a Donald Duck-voiced porno?
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Private pyle is such a goober.
Geico is going to be pissed that R. Lee Ermey is really the Aflac® duck.
Donalds Rhymes and Dimes 3: Yes its plucked.
I could listen to the sound Joker makes when he gets punched in the stomach on loop.
JHC-It is completed. Lince has shown us The Way.
1. Kangaroo/Retard MMA, UWC, Ultimate Waterhead Championship, with your announcers Donald Duck and Gilbert Gottfried.
2. ????
3. PROFIT!!!
“I don’t know but, it’s been said. Walt Disney froze his head.”
And can you feel the love tonight?
I will love you long time
It’s enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
And can you feel the love tonight
Me sucky sucky
It’s enough to make kings and vagabonds
Pay $20 for any-teeng you want!
This is my rifle
This is my gun!
A spoonful of sugar
helps the medicine go down!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (to Justice of the Peace presiding over the Little Mermaids wedding): Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint! Jesus H. Christ! I think you’ve got a hard-on!
Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You’re as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Wait I think I’m doing this wrong.
If I’m gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is “poohbear”.
Might I suggest a Donald Duck-voiced porno?
I’d suggest Donald Duck-face porno, but Jenna Jameson already has the market cornered.
Later on, all the recruits wrap comically oversized anvils in their towels and beat the hell out of Private Pyle.
Private Pyle shows them who is boss when he dons a magic hat and chops up a rifle with an axe!
I am literally crying while laughing at this, if it’s the raped childhood or the warcry, I can not tell
Hey screw you guys! Brendan from the frotcast will get His obscure erection reference up there!
…and Mickey Mouse with the cathedral reverb.
LET ME SEE YOUR DUCKFACE!
OMFG I laughed so hard when I watched that video. I’m still crying.
Seriously…that is f’ked up. FUNNY…but f’ked up.
No way Matt would’ve posted this video without talking about how the Marines are tougher than Army Grunts.
Might I suggest a Donald Duck-voiced porno?
Already been done.