
(At Gary Busey’s house, this is what we like to call “Tuesdays.”)
This week’s Frotcast was much like your sister’s butt, in that it was so big that we had to split it into two parts. I’m posting them both, but you can listen/download separately for easier computing. This week we kind of did a theme thing. In part one, we speak with Brian Massingill, who may or may not be the heir to a sizable douche fortune, a FilmDrunkard who was assigned to be Gary Busey’s personal assistant on a small film shooting in Austin. Imagine being 22 and suddenly having Gary Busey injected into your social life 24 hours a day for a few weeks and you get some idea as to what we’re talking about. Calling your mom late at night, breaking into your roommate’s room while he’s sleeping… let’s just say the kid has some stories. He says he once told Gary Busey that he needed to get to the set, and Gary yelled, “I will rip out your spleen and eat it like a banana!”
PART ONE
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PART TWO:
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In part 2, we talk to Jacktion! and Pauly Dangerously, frequent FilmDrunk commenters and two of the minds behind the Fake Gary Busey Twitter. We talk to them about the creation of their Twitter persona, and what it’s like to have more followers than Jimmy Kimmel, Patton Oswalt, and Marvel Comics. (It should also be noted that Bea Kay at Geektress started the Busey Twitter, and I should’ve included her in the interview, but six people on one phone line is already about three too many).
Finally, we wrap things up with a discussion about Dinner for Schmucks, which Brendan and I hated, but Pauly liked.





You said but Pauly.
By Kahless’ Beard! The Mighty One cannot wait for this frotcast to download!!! MUSH! MUSH! MUSH, YOU INTERNET PUPPIES!
Banner cap: “We ain’t had nothing but maggoty Busey for three stinkin’ days!”
Gary Busey has a vestigial tail growing out of his forehead that he uses to smell things.
I can’t wait until Fek is on the frotcast. I will listen to that one all the time.
Like a latter day Rosa Parks, was Brian forced to ride the back of the busey?
I’d like to add that Donk, BK, and Burnsy have all contributed to the Busey Twitter as well.
I’d also like to add poop to my toilet.
Aw shit, I should have plugged my band on the frotcast.
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“Douche Baron” from Part 1 was killing me.
“MY EMPIRE IS CRUMBLING!”
Gary Busey visits the Filmdrunk website regularly, but refuses to post anything. He says it’s not “alcohol-y” enough.
So there’s no actual frotting? What a let-down. False advertising, I say!
I’ve also contributed to Pauly’s toilet and Jack’s human cloning project fund.
I can’t wait until Fek is on the frotcast.
He has already worked up this idea where He wears an Optimus Prime Voice Changing Helmet the whole time and insists it’s just a problem with the universal translator, wa’qa wa’qa wa’qa!
Wasn’t Pauly doing that, Fek?
ROFLKOTAL! MANWEENIE!!!
fwiw – musician Marshall Crenshaw played Buddy Holly in “La Bamba”
It’s cheating if you used IMDB for that.
While y’all were interviewing me I almost looked it up but thought, “no I shouldn’t it will take up too much time.”
“medic-alert bracelet that says ‘not a horse’”
I’m frotcast famous!
Tell the ShitMyDadSays guys to quit being vagussies and follow GaryJBusey.
Should’ve brought up the fact that Gary Busey knows about the Twitter account and is “soooo mad” according to his daughter.
Frankie Muniz played Buddy Holly in Walk Hard. Sometimes I put hornrimmed glasses on my dick and call it Nutty Holly. By the way, what are we talking about?
Dinner for Schmucks was like a vain attempt at Gary Busey.
I sound like a gay phone sex operator.
You sound like the guy with the bat who stands at the door of a gay sex phone bullpen.
You sound like a Jeff Dunham puppet.
*runs*
I don’t know, guys. Vince said I sound like angels cumming while jacking off to puppy orgy porn…
*puts that down on résumé*
I’d like to add that Donk, BK, and Burnsy have all contributed to the Busey Twitter as well.
Thanks, I like to think I started the Busey Twitter. …because I fucking did.