This week on the Frotcast, we finally got the microphones and mixer we’ve been promising so Ben could achieve what producer Phil Spector used to call the “Wall of Ear Rape.” I hope we did it. This week we:
- Discuss kid critic ‘Lights, Camera, Jackson‘ and who’s to blame for putting him on TV
- Tila Tequila vs. The Juggalos: As Danger Guerrero says, between Juggalos and Shawn Merriman, what is it about Tila Tequila’s nipples that makes stupid people so mad?
- Get friend of the Frotcast comedian and porn camera man Joe King on the phone to talk about Montana Fishburne, Brian Pumper, and what makes our monkey fufus wet.
- We wrap it up with a verbal frot to the death over Scott Pilgrim, which Ben thinks is the worst film we’ve seen for the Frotcast, and Bret and I think is the best.
- What should we see this week, Piranha 3D or The Expendables? Feel free to weigh in in the comments or via email to the Frotcast.
BOOOSH.
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The Mighty Feklahr always knew Ben was the smart one.
That new audio equipment is the shit! You can’t even hear when your Mom hollers into the basement to tell you guys that the hotpockets are ready.
I vote for Piranha 3D. You’ll eventually see The Expendables anyway and you should broaden your horizons.
I vote that Ben and Vince go to see ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ while Brandon and Brett see ‘The Expendables’.
I don’t see how any fan of 80s action movies could dislike the Expendables. So I vote for Piranha 3D, since it looks like it could either be painful to watch or entertainingly stupid.
This one’s a really tough call. On one hand, Piranha 3D has all those artificially inflated boobs, like Riley Steele’s. On the other hand, The Expendables has all those artificially inflated boobs like Stallone and Mickey Rourke.
i dont know how you guys missed this, but chippy d’s ass looks like her DADS face
Expendables, clearly. Jason Statham always wins.
piranha 3d and i almost googled down syndrome caricature
HARD TO KILL, MOTHER FUCKS. Love of Steven Segal films MY ASS.
My vote goes to vampires suck.
Anyone who enjoys your podcast (listening to an hour or so of frotting) will enjoy The Expendables (watching an hour or so of frotting).
Dumps, you should have:
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Thanks, universe, for bringing some continuity to this week’s Frotcast.
Piranha 3D
Spiderman 2 > The Dark Night? You’ve been reading way too much Armond White.
Even if you don’t review it, you guys should really see Expendables in the Theater. But don’t make the mistake made by me and the friends I watched it with. Immediately following the film, we went into a bar with a bunch of douchetard jockeys who were looking for someone to fight. Note to self: I am not a highly trained mercenary. Or am I?
@ZeroCharisma:
1) Four Loko is a hell of a drug
2) The fact that we can’t keep all the titles straight kind of reinforces our point that all those movies were the same.
Love and frotting,
-Brendan
Funniest one yet.
You should go to Piranha 3D just to see if they use Chippy D’s ass for piranha chum!
I vote Piranha 3D. Roided out Elizabeth Shue will crush your soul.
The Columbia Jiu Jitsu stuff is awesome. Were flannel shirts part of the uniform?
I love that the frotcast is a learning experience, it makes me feel good that I now know the secret to differentiating hobos and retards.
FOR THE LAST TIME, NOT ALL PLAID SHIRTS ARE FLANNEL, DAMMIT!
Hahaha. I just assumed it was cold out. *adjusts scarf*
Here here. I get off on being withholding, but even I must admit the Columbia Jiu Jitsu bit was fantastic. “Vince submitted them with white guilt” absolutely killed me.
Woah Armageddon was ok? woof too much Four Loko.
@bdarbs
1.)Four Loko should be called Two Loko because that’s all it takes.
2.)I had to actually look it up because between Above the Law, Out for Justice and Hard to Kill there is literally no difference. So yes…you’re right.
I’d
cry for 30 minutes after swearing this never happens to mefuck the hell out of Mary Elizabeth Winstead.As a black Canadian (actually true guys), I can tell you that most black people in Canada are actually in Toronto (and Montreal, I am one of like 75 in Vancouver). But you’re right, they’re hipsters and no self-respecting black person would hang out with them, especially in Toronto, it would be more likely some of my cousins would knife Michael Cera.
Wait, you’re a black Canadian? Token Black Guy is a black Canadian too. You guys probably know each other.
Either he’s my brother who also reads this site, or we’re related in some obscure african way. And by obscure african way, I mean black magic and stolen albino limbs.
Can you spare any Albino limbs? Maybe a finger? I know this kid, I’m pretty sure he’s a child witch. Jackson, I think his name is.
Lights, Camera, Satan
Dude, do you KNOW how many kids I had to kill for these albino limbs? It’s ridiculous how many black children there are out there in whiteface.
Piranha 3d. Anything with that many famous
action starspiranhas in it has to be entertaining.Holy shit. I just started the frotcast, and you guys sound great. I mean, the sound quality is great.
*rimshot*
*shits pants*
You mentioned hat lady on KRON? Dude, look up her interview with Tarantino about Kill Bill. Quentin is pissed and rips her a new one. Then it cuts to him getting upset, then cuts to the day before.
Movie pitch:
Writer:”What do you get when you mix underage booze and roast beef?”
Movie exec: “Piranhas and pornstars!”
Movie exec 2: “Is Edward James Olmos available?”
I don’t suppose there’s a chance of an rss-feed for these things, for those (i.e. me) who wouldn’t frot iTunes with Steven Seagal’s cock?
You’re in luck, Ace:
[filmdrunk.podbean.com]
You’re a true humanitarian, a scholar, and a gentleman.
I’ve been to Lee’s Palace several times and never seen a black dude/chick. Doesn’t reflect the fact that Toronto is among the most culturally diverse cities in the world: There’s tons of n*ggers here!
I already thought of a nickname for the queefing pornstar:
Queef Latifah.