1. Miley Cyrus is in a movie called LOL. 2. Her mother is played by Demi Moore. 3. I hope it’s at least as good as that one where she saves the sea turtle eggs from the raccoon.
Miley Cyrus can’t be tamed and is ditching her Hannah Montana-persona for an edgy new role in the upcoming film, ‘LOL: Laughing Out Loud.’ Hollywood Life has seen the script and reports that Cyrus’ character loses her virginity, smokes pot, gets wasted and kisses two girlfriends on the lips. Her character even accidentally shows her mom Ana, played by actress Demi Moore, her Brazilian wax. “You’re my daughter, and I won’t let you turn into a porn star!” Ana tells Lola. [PopEater]
A Brazilian wax joke? Oh no you di’in’t! Steve Carell shouted “KELLY CLARKSON!” when he got his chest waxed in 40-Year-Old Virgin. Then Furry Vengeance ripped off that scene withBrendan Fraser shout “MILEY CYRUS!” Maybe now Miley Cyrus can shout STEVE CARELL! in this one, just to bring it full circle. Oh hey look, Miley just posted a video blog from the set!
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Anyway, I can’t wait to see LOL, LOL! (*pulls wax off balls*) JUGGALO BABY FUNERAL!
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Hearing L-O-L makes me want to K-I-L-L.
Juggalos don’t bury their dead. The use every part. Bladders for carrying Faygo, etc…
I like to make girls LOL and by “LOL” I mean Lie On Linoleum after they huff my chloroform.
There are many ways to skin a cat, but only one way to skin a monkey fufu: Brazilian.
So Miley’s acting out on the big screen while continuing to be a bland All-American sweetheart in real life. Smells like a bizarro Lohan.
Would it be wrong to start a competition where the contestants guess the cup size that Disney teens will select shortly before their 18th birthdays? It has to be more life affirming than your standard deadpool, right?
Demi Moore is playing Sophie Marceau’s (SOPHIE MARCEAU SEX SCENE NIPSLIP LESBIAN UPSKIRT) part in the remake? Good luck with that.
“You’re my daughter, and I won’t let you turn into a porn star!” Ana tells Lola.
“I don’t care how many pussy farts that boy promised to put into your monkey fufu!”
Juggalo babies can actually be excused for thinking rainbows are magic.
Every time I get my asshole waxed I yell Steve Guttenberg!!!
When it comes to Juggalo babies, the leading cause of death is that they get mistaken for 2 liters of Faygo when ICP is on stage.
Tame. Miley can’t help but being all-American, no matter what she does. Come back to me when she’s in to interracial BDSM, nipple-clamps, asshole bleaching, mainlining 3-Methylfentanyl, and left-wing terrorism, and maybe I’ll see it.
The girl in that video attended the Jesus Quintana School of Threats.
We get it, Miley. You’re an “adult.” Now take off your raccoon eye makeup, put on some clothes and stop making that stupid duck lips face.
*buttons cardigan, writes letters to the editor complaining about the state of America’s youth*
Guy’cha! Wait until the /b/tards play “Pin the Worm On The Drama Queen Lolkid” with Jessi’s twin sister here. It will be like that episode of Next Gen where Riker bones that asexual alien!
*closes eyes, huffs jenkem deeply*
QOVLPATH! SMACK THAT ASS RIKER!
C-Tates just watched that video and hiked his JNCO’s up.
Preteens and racial slurs, get out of my sex dreams, Vince! Get out!
Are Juggalo babies sort of like Poo Pets?
reports that Cyrus’ character loses her virginity, smokes pot, gets wasted and kisses two girlfriends on the lips.
That’s almost identical to what I did last Friday if you take away the sex and kissing girls part!