Last night was the premiere of The Other Guys, which by most accounts is a really funny movie, but of course some jerk had to go and ruin it by asking Marky Mark about an Entourage movie. From some site I’ve never heard of:
Last night during the other premiere for THE OTHER GUYS, I got a chance to talk to Mark Wahlberg about an ENTOURAGE movie. Here is a little bit of our conversation:
Me: “Are we going to see an ENTOURAGE movie?” Mark Wahlberg: “We got one more season, the 8th season, and then we are going to go right into the movie…if Vince survives this season”
So, we are definitely going to see an ENTOURAGE movie, and its going to begin directly after the 8th season.
I’m not sure how you take a statement that includes “if” and turn that into “definitely,” but oh well. The important thing is that there’s a chance that we’ll someday get to see Vinny Chase and his crew of douchey, unlikable friends on the big screen. Gosh, I sure hope that inexplicably famous C-student with no perceivable charm or talent can land a huge movie role, or else we might not ever get to see his unfunny, d*ckweed friends buy sneakers and go to beer-commercial pool parties. Man, you guys, wouldn’t it be awesome if those dipsh*ts were us? Haha, Lloyd, you’re such a f*g.
I enjoy the other possibility, that Vincent Chase might not survive this season. Maybe he could get sushi poisoning? Just throwin’ out ideas here.
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I have never watched this show. Never. That is all.
I have.
Isn’t one guy named Turtle? And when you have to poop so bad that it feels like it’s sticking out of your butt just a tiny bit, isn’t that called a turtle, too? Coincidence?
This show is like Sex and the City with a TapouT shirt on.
I’ve seen the treatment for the movie. The boys wind up in Dubai, where they are outraged that the local men aren’t surrounded by naked whores and don’t even have collars to pop!
Fuck you, Pauly.
I’d watch this movie if it was about Arnold.
I watch the opening for the suicide-door Continental and then quickly turn it off before anyone speaks. Good show.
There was a riveting preview in Dismissive Wank as well as a full photo shoot (read: picture book) in Vicarious Living – The Magazine for Desperate ‘Tards
Stone, what’s funny is that I was working on a train/math problem joke earlier before you dropped yours. So fuck you back.
Any show that can get
Brett RattnerPauly Shore to seem like a twat must have excellent writers.[Coroner van's rear doors are open, a body bag unzips and Crappy crawls off of a hobo]
No Thanks Magazine’s breakout story was the chatter about an Amy Winehouse Maxim photo shoot.
That douchebag hair product? “Iron Spike” by Stark Enterprises.
*power point presentation starts, Tony Stark walks into the room*
“Originally marketed as a crunch enhancer, this hair gel is actually a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It’s semi-permiable. It’s not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the hair, prevents the hetero from penetrating it.”
Whoa whoa whoa, getting a little ahead of myself here…let’s put Tony Griswold on the shelf and get back to this week’s feature:
I will beat Anderson Silva into “Entourage Fan Retarded”…LIVE, at UFC 117, August 7th on PPV!
No Thanks Magazine – BY polite rape victims, FOR polite rape victims
I’ve hated this Entourage douche ever since he walked out on Anne Hathaway in Devil Wears Prada, SHE CHANGED FOR YOU! YOU UNGRATEFULL SON OF A BITCH!!
Entourage douches are filled with Grey Goose vodka and Axe body gel.
This whole show is one extended shart.
Am I wrong in thinking that an actual Brett Ratner crotch fondlebomb guest appearance would make this show better? Anyone?
What’s not to like about an arrogant metrosexual, a weenie, a wigger, a gay porn star, and an obnoxious Jew? All they need is a sugarmama who makes Crush videos and it would be like the Brady Bunch.
The writing on this show is pretty unrealistic. I’m not talking about the inexplicable success of a flabby dink either. E. doesn’t want to fuck Emmanuelle Chriqui in the butt? Yeah right.
“From some site I’ve never heard of.”
Oddly enough, I WAS aware of this site. I think my parents may have mentioned it.
The only way Adrian Grenier will get sushi poisoning is if dicks start ejaculating raw fish.
I just hate the pure laziness of Entourage. Every season, pretty much the only thing at stake is whether Vince will land the big role. It’s fucking boring. There’s no reason to care about the characters.
For comparison’s sake, think about a show like Mad Men. How easy would it have been to make that show purely about drinking, smoking, and fucking, and whether Draper was going to land the big account? Instead, a talented writer like Matt Weiner chose the broader route and made the show about the downfall of the 50′s as embodied by it’s charmingly twisted anti-hero protagonist Don Draper, and STILL managed to include all the cool drinking, smoking, and fucking.
I don’t even know what my point is. Just that Entourage suck my ass. It’s fucking lazy horse shit that pushes shows like Mad Men to the outer bounds of cable.
No, YOU’RE drunk!
@Donk
Upon reading your comment, I inexplicably sharted in my pantaloons like clockwork.
(*Sings, with passion – You know you make me want to shart! Kick my heels up and shart! Throw my hands up and shart! Throw my head back and shart! C’mon now!*)