
Matt Dentler over at Indiewire spotted these stencils in Chelsea this morning, featuring the silhouette of Joaquin Phoenix, suggesting that his Cleveland Steamer movie, I’m Still Here, has begun its guerilla marketing campaign. It opens September 10th, and here’s some of what you can expect:
Snorting cocaine, ordering call girls, having oral sex with a publicist, treating his assistants abusively and rapping badly. Several buyers said the film overflowed with Hollywood debauchery, including more male frontal nudity than you’d find in some gay porn films and a stomach-turning sequence in which someone feuding with Phoenix defecates on the actor while he’s asleep.
Meanwhile, I’m Still Here director Casey Affleck is running a guerilla marketing campaign of his own by getting sued twice for sexual harassment. Last week it was Amanda White, one of the documentary’s producers, suing for $2 million.
According to White, Affleck tried to get her to share his hotel room midway through shooting, and when she didn’t go for the idea, he “became hostile and aggressive,” sent her “abusive” text messages, and refused to pay her agreed-upon $50,000 producer fee. White also alleges that Affleck created a hostile work environment by referring to women as “cows,” talking about “his sexual exploits and those of other celebrities that he actually witnessed”, and employing prostitutes — allegedly actresses — “for his personal gratification.” [iVillage]
Today, it’s the cinematographer, suing for the same amount:
…this one filed by Magdalena Gorka, a cinematographer who worked on Affleck’s soon-to-be-released mockumentary about his brother-in-law Joaquin Phoenix. Gorka’s $2 million-plus suit claims that Affleck got into bed with her during the film shoot, propositioned her, and declined to pay her for work on the project after she rejected him. [Boston]
What’s the world coming to when a group of consenting adults can’t film a guy doing coke and getting pooped on without it ending in a big fight about a “hostile work place?” I tell you, it’s not the Hollywood I know. I’d also like to know what exactly Magdalena Gorka’s duties as a “cinematographer” entailed.
“You know that movie where Joaquin Phoenix goes cape shopping and poops himself?”
“Yeah?”
“I bought the camcorder they shot that on.”
“Oooh…”



I’d imagine it would be stomach-churning to shit on somebody.
A “gorka”* is when you fling whale blubber on a chick’s back during doggystyle, and when she looks back to see what it was…..POW!!! Right in the eyes.
*popularized in Soviet Russia.
I thought in Soviet Russia, the whale gorka’d you.
The best way to educate people about sexual harassment is by example. *walks into boardroom with wiener hanging out*
Casey: *mumble, mumble*
Girl: No, I will not have sex with you!
Casey: *mumble, mumble*
Girl: WTF is wrong with you? You’re such a creep!
That’s exactly right, Erswi, but in Soviet Russia, even a teddy bear daycare would be considered a “hostile work environment”, so this Magdalena Gorka lady has me ALL confused.
Film of the year. There’s no doubt about it. This movie has a little something for everyone. If it has felching at one point then it becomes best of all time.
If I were told I had to have a meeting with somebody named Magdalena Gorka, I’d bring a sword and some holy water.
According to White, Affleck tried to get her to share his hotel room midway through shooting, and when she didn’t go for the idea, he “became hostile and aggressive,” sent her “abusive” text messages, and refused to pay her agreed-upon $50,000 producer fee.
In response to this news, James Franco reportedly said “You’re allowed to say no?”
I hope the pooping scene isn’t corny.
Magdalena Gorka? Don’t hardly kn-
Oh, hey there Crappy. I was just warming it up for you, it’s ready to roll.
“I bought the camcorder they sh
ot that on.”Faec’sed.
Meanwhile, Andy Dick was not accused of sexual harassment during the shooting of his documentary, I’m Still Queer.
Got in bed with her? BFD, he’s a method director.
I think this should be called “I’m Still Hare”.
Gorka’s IMDB has this gem linked to it.
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It’s called Edward Blenderhands, and it might just be the dumbest f*cking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Nope. I just checked. It’s the dumbest f*cking thing I’ve seen in my life. And I’ve seen TWILIGHT*
* I absolutely have not seen Twilight.
**SPOILER ALERT**
At the end of the movie, it is revealed that this entire coke-snorting, awful-rapping, hobo-hair-and-beard-growing, cape-wearing, batshit-craziness extravaganza was all Joaquin’s elaborate scheme to get someone to drop a deuce on his chest without paying for it.
Not the cape, though, he’s just really into capes right now.
And the hulk hands, he likes those too.
Bubb, you Rubbed to Twilight,dont lie
While everyone’s being sued, Joaquin should get his lip sewed.
i for one would totally share a bed with casey affleck just to hear him regale me with tales of the many times he watched his brother ben try to suck his own dick.
also is that a bluejay coming out of the back of his head?
Sounds like an average, run-of-the-mill day in Chatsworth. Nothing to see here folks… move along.
I think it should be called “I’m Still Getting Feeked On“.