I’m posting this latest clip from Centurion after the jump as a special treat for all the ladies who want to see a shirtless Michael Fassbender (Michael F. Assbender) run through a forest. That he’s also bound at the wrists is just the icing on the beef cake. Man, anyone else hungry all of a sudden?
Centurion (trailer here) opens August 27th, but it’s doing that thing where you can watch it on OnDemand early, so that one could even watch it now, if one were so inclined. It’s director Neil Marshall’s fourth movie. I loved his The Descent, but his follow up, Doomsday, looked like a car pornier version of Mad Max. As for this one, aside from the lame fashion-model-plays-a-dangerous-killer cliché, I’m intrigued. Probably my two favorite shows are Rome and The Wire, and here we’ve got McNulty playing a Roman. Add a subplot about how drinking whiskey helps you solve crimes (now that’s my kind of wish-fulfillment), and I might slip into my very own Inception-like happiness coma.
[via ComingSoon]
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/257/thumb)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/jude-law-has-also-dropped-out-of-jane-got-a-gun-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/11/Gosling-Tweet-1-150x131.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/07/Fassbender-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/06/Anil-Biltoo-150x150.jpg)
William Shart Productions would love to hire Michael F. Assbender to do some work for them.
I know this one. It’s the swords and sand bit that Russell Crowe did before becoming Fat Russell Crowe.
McNulty plays a Roman who’s a humble n***er w/ a big dick.
This is pretty much a reenactment of my time at scout camp as a child.
McNultieth: F**in’ Roman n***er f***ot!
F. Assbenderth: F**k you very much.
Beef cake is a big part of that Atkins plan diet.
Not as a menu item; man on man action is a huge calorie burner.
I am going to chase Anderson Silva down on horseback and slit his fucking throat…LIVE, at UFC 117, August 7th on PPV!
The Descent was ok, it wasn’t the amazing horror movie that people made it out to be. Marshall’s gonna be the English equivalent of M. Night if he’s not careful.
McNulty’s centurion gets shit faced and fucks a whore or GTFO.
I crusted up a sock via cumingsoon.
Many thought the Japanese were the first but it turns out the Romans invented beefcakke.
That chick with the trident was also in Doomsday. That must be the first person on his steam punk stunt chick phone tree.
Michael F. Assbender lived in a colony.
I’m so broke, I could only afford a Chinese made Fassbender Stratoblaster guitar. :9(
This movie was weak. The best part about that crazy, previously in Doomsday, model-killer cliche, is that she can’t talk.
McNulty mcNulties pretty McNulty-like but its not enough. He’s, like, totally crazy and more of, like, a soldier’s General. He, like, fights along side his men and stuff. We would, like, totally follow him to the grave.
(Loyalty sets my F. Assbender to stun! But can he command the same respect as the great McNulty? That, like, remains to be seen)
Fade in:
McNulty fucking a wench on the back of a chariot.
Two Centurions walk by and notice the ruckus and the nervous horses
Centurion one to centurion two, “what the fuck”
Centurion two to McNulty and Wench, “What the fuck is going on here.
McNulty mid thrust grabs his battle shield and flashes it at the Centurions and grunts.
As the Centurions begin to walk away we see McNulty while trying to put the battle shield back on the chariot slip and the shield cracks open the wenches head killing her.
McNulty grunts finishes anyway and then cries.
End Scene
Barbarian Shirtless Dude Swordfights McNulty
Title = fluxed!