We could sit here arguing about whether Mark Ruffalo is right to play the Hulk until we’re blue in the face, but one thing is for certain: the Dhallywood (Bangladeshi) version of the Incredible Hulk, Halka, looks a thousand times better than any of the American Hulk movies. For one thing, the CGI is incredible.
Actually, probably my favorite part of this whole trailer is the fact that there’s no dialog, and yet I still feel like it needs translating. Is the plot of this one that Bangladeshi Bruce Banner gets gay-raped by a pack of thugs? This a serious question. It starts out with a group of street toughs hitting him in the ass with a pick axe, and the next thing you know, his pants are around his ankles. I don’t think I’m reading too much into things to assume that a guy with his pants around his ankles with another man behind him with a flower falling to the ground in slow motion might be in the process of getting deflowered. I mean, symbolism doesn’t get much more obvious than that. Foreign films are so artsy.
Foreign versions of things are usually better. For instance, this is the Nigerian Lady Gaga:
[Thanks to Mario for the tip on Halk, and Pauly for Nigerian Lady Gaga]
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God, even that trailer smells like curry.
BANGLADESHI HULK SMASH preconceived notion that Bangladesh is nothing but a giant dust bowl.
I was referring to Tim Curry by the way.
They should have called their cousins who work at tech support for some pointers.
JHC, they tried but they couldn’t understand a goddamned word their cousins said.
do you think there’s a Bangladeshi Tim Curry?
Just another manic Monday for these folks.
As a side note, that full screen movie add for the social network can go fuck itself right in the fucking ear.
True story: The Mighty Feklahr had a dream last night that He went to the Iowa State fair, and there were these really big lines for this cookie stand. Everyone was raving about how great the cookies were and insisting He had to try one.
The cookies were called, “Rape Cookies”. That is all.
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Think they’ll get paid?
F ALL THAT NOISE!! A GODDAMNED TANK GOES UP ON TWO WHEELS (one tread? whatever) AT 0:53!!!!
How freakin’ metal is that?
If you’ll notice, the “a” at the end of HALKa is in a smaller font, which in their language indicates that it is more of a footnote. It stands for aDERPDEEDERRPDEEDERPADERPA!!!, which loosely translates to “Green, not Grey.”
When will science learn not to play various gods?
That title seems more Italian than Bangladeshi.
Lince, The Mighty Feklahr assumes Nigerian Lady Gaga is your revenge for His disparaging of your site yesterday. Hand well played.
I figure if a foreign version of the Hulk would be about male rape, that it would come from Bangkok.
I assumed you meant greeeeeeeen in the face. Eh, eh?
*pulled off stage with cane*
Laurence Fishburne must be relieved he didn’t name his daughter Promiscuous.
Pen to the eye, the only way to stop a raging hulk…or a fat geek.
Nigerian Lady Gaga’s clit is 7 inches long. Because she’s black, you see.
Lady Gaga should do herself a favor and go to Nigeria to get her dick cut off.
Nigerian Lady Gaga prefers drumsticks over disco sticks.
HULK: HULK SMASH!!!
HALKa: HALKa IS VERY VERY SMASHING, SIR!!!
Nigerian Lady Gaga’s Poker Face is a song about having a stick through your nose.
Okay…what the hell did I just see again? And why was the oompa loompa guy telling me he loved me?
Am I stoned?
Nigerian Lady Gaga will travel to developed countries and adopt white babies to bring back and raise in squalor in her further efforts to emulate Nigerian Madonna.
Nigerian Lady Gaga has a click, and I’m not talking about the way she talks.
Nigerial Lady Gaga’s recent stunt of crowd surfing half naked at an outdoor festival went exactly as planned when she was brutally raped 17 times.
Nigerian Lady Gaga is caught in a bad romance and would like your help to escape. She is willing to offer you a handsome reward. Please respond to her as soon as possible with a bank account number she can use to make a good faith deposit.
Bangladeshi Hulk looks like a terrible movie, but I think we can all agree that his skirt in the first pic looks simply divine.
Nigerian Lady Gaga wants to give you $10,000 she just needs a $300 desposit so she can buy her way out of sex slavery.
Nigerian Lady Gaga causes a stir in the local newspapers when she walks around wearing clothes and NOT some fucked up head wear.
Also, I can’t be sure, but I’m pretty sure she’s wearing a wig. Something just doesn’t seem right.
If Nigerian Lady Gaga keeps dressing that way she’s going to get raped by a pack of Afrik***s
Rahid Ketchup is the Bangladeshi Tim Curry. He played the Russian doctor in THE HUNTa FOR RED OCTOBERa.
Little known fact. Halka made Julia Roberts turn angry, and you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.