I’ve already reported on planned movie adaptations of board games, arcade games, 
Today’s canoe is Angry Birds, an iPhone game from Finland’s Rovio that boasts 6.5 million downloads. Rovio’s execs are currently scheduling meetings around Hollywood with the idea of turning their iPhone game into a TV show, comic book, and/or feature film. Yes, an iPhone-game-based feature film. No word on whether they expect it to be CGI, live-action, or some horrible Squeaquel combination of the two, but Rovio CEO Mikael Hed reportedly enjoys Wallace & Gromit-style claymation. Whatever you say, dude.
CEO Mikael Hed understands that producing a movie could take three years before it bows. “The challenge is to make sure the brand is relevant when the movie comes out,” he said.
To do that, Rovio hopes to take a page from Pixar’s playbook.
“Time and time again, they take an unknown brand and make it big,” Hed added.
If by “taking an unknown brand and making it big” you mean “writing an original movie,” then yes, that’s exactly what they do. I like to imagine this guy asking John Lennon, “So, you just took a song people had never heard and made it big, huh? Incredible. What PR firm did you use? Where did you do your focus groups?”
So wait, what kind of game are we dealing with here?
What Rovio has is a game in which players use a slingshot to help a flock of animated birds destroy a group of evil pigs who stole their eggs. |Variety|
Awesome. That sounds like a great movie. Best of luck. Hey, if you’re looking for another game to adapt, I hear the Pass-Out Game is really popular. All the kids are playing it.



DURR HURR HURRRR BIRD-BRAINED
Rovio sounds like the Trisomy-23 brother of the king of the Lost Boys after Peter Pan left.
[Crappy walks up. Nothing happens, then he says,]
I don’t see how cartoon chicks plinking corrupt egg stealing cops can go wrong.
Hmmm, wassat?
Oh… fucking unreal.
Ah, the age old battle of flightless bird and pig.
/vaguely remembers something about pigs being instrumental in the extinction of the dodo. Shrugs.
They should adapt the Eat the Cookie game. The cookie, of course, will be played by Riley Steele and/or Kelly Brook.
[quickly pens script for Spider Solitaire movie]
I predict a $3Billion opening.
6.5 million in the hand is worth one original idea in the bush.
iDon’t want to see this.
CEO Mikael Hed has a PhD in awesome!! That’s why the call him Doctor Hed!!
I just sent CEO Mikael Hed a video of me on the john looking at spankwire on my iphone. He already has 4 studios interested.
Just to be a total dickweed, I’d like to point out that the Toy Story sequels were hardly origional ideas. So there.
Looks like Miley Cyrus will be learning to use a slingshot.
Esoteric?
So, do they convict the razorback, or does Henry Fonda fuck it up again?
Birds, swine, hope there aren’t any flus in there.
My favorite droid app is whackin it to xshare, someone should make a movie about that.
I hope this means a Limp Bizkit movie can be made.
I’ve spent approximately 8000 hours playing Angry Birds on my iPhone, but I’ve never once thought, “Hey, you know what this needs? More character development.”
At least i can count on 3 more years of new stages to devour…better not charge me for upgrades!