(Hippie Cat says, “Whoa, I am tripping the f*ck out right now, dude.”)
Nic Cage was on Letterman last night to promote The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, and it’s nice to see that he’s really trying to ride this “yes, I might be a little crazy” wave to see where it takes him. It’s much more fun to watch than his “Hurrr, I’m a cryptologist from MIT, how’s my hair?” shtick from a few years back. Anyway, in the video below, Letterman asks Cage if he drank beer in high school, and he says no, “but I had a bag of mushrooms in my refrigerator.” Then he goes into a story about how his cat used to get into his mushroom stash (“they were like cat nip to him”) and talks about the time they took them together.
“So I thought well what the heck, I better do it with him. And I remember lying on the bed, and Louis was lying on the desk, and we would sit there staring at each other, for hours.”
I’m assuming the entire story is made up, either that, or Nic Cage once owned a cat that could open refrigerators, which is actually a lot more interesting than the news that Nic Cage does mushrooms (news flash: everyone who owns snakes does mushrooms). Then he tells another cat story. The coup de grace of that one is that he fed the cat sardines, and the cat said, “Hi.” Haha, good story, Nic Cage.
Additionally, here’s the latest Sorcerer’s Apprentice trailer. I enjoy that the new batch of Sorcerer’s Apprentice spots actually includes Nic Cage delivering the line, “I am a sorcerer, and you are my apprentice.” Mmm-hmm, yes. Thanks for clearing that up. Otherwise I was probably just going to sit here for 90 minutes feeling very confused about all the hadoukening.
[via TV Squad, Cinemablend]



Sounds like a load of shiitake.
Nic Cage is a pretty good Sorcerer, but I bet Mel Gibson is a Grand Wizard.
[a pair of anonymous Mexicans deposit a large moving box in the room, then depart. The box bursts open and Crappy emerges]
This story sounds like a load of shiitake.
Some fungus once got into my kitty and I had to go to the doctor :(
You guys need to touch mushroom tips. Or whatever Chino touches in these situations.
FUCK YOU NOMO!!
…not really… or, wait, call me.
Louis sounds like a fungi!!
‘The Hadoukening’ is going to be the M. Night Shyamalan project that finally does get that negative rating on Rottentomatoes.
Nic Cage better be careful that he doesn’t get raped by a pack of tru**les.
My cats always leave their toys about the house, so at night I’m always tripping balls.
Silly Nic. It’s ‘bust a cap in yo ass’, not yo pussy!!
What kind of fucked up name for a cat is Louis?
That wierdo is gonna name his next kid Fungusamungus.
Hey Tito, I am a thortherer and you are my apprentith. Now hurry up a catht a thpell because my knee ligamenth are thhhhhoooo looothe.
True story time bird rapists!
Many moons ago one summer I was fried out and my kitten Runt came up and started licking the sweat off of me, which since I was tripping was awesome. Anyhoo, I walk down the hall a bit later and he’s there, pupils blown, rocking back and forth, totally whacked out of his gourd. “E-gads Man!” I exclaimed to my fellow psychonauts, “Runt’s tripping balls off!” I spent the rest of my dose keeping his mellow. I think he enjoyed himself.
My kitty took a mushroom tip and now I’m a mom!
Ugh, I remember that. The cat wouldn’t shut the f*ck up about it “Double Rainbow-ing”, and I was all “That’s not even good English, man.” And the cat was all “Meow, meow, meow, whatever. I have a solid gold litter box lined with a Gutenberg copy of the 95 Theses, meow, meow”. And then Nic shot his butler with an antique blunderbuss and we all ate sandwiches.
James Cameron heard the line “cats trippin’ balls”, rolled his eyes and said “been there, done that, made $350 million for it.”
Yeah, but have you ever shit into a box of sand in the laundry room ON WEED?
Nic Cage is the poor man’s Gary Busey.
So? Roman Polanski shared ‘ludes with a kid. That’s baaaad.
No, Nic, it’s “hep cat”, not “hemp cat”.
Writing Cats In Refrigerators is what got Cage the role of Ghost Rider.*
*This joke was so fucking nerdy I may go drown myself.
Cage is like any fresh zombie bite victim. He’s hiding the marks because he in denial. He’s got the Hollywood Crazy, there’s no doubt. Give him a year and he’ll be ranting like Mel.
I bet his cat’s meows get all intense at the end of a sentence too.
“Meow, meow meow meoww MEOW MEOW MEOOOW!” he would say.