Sorry, guys, I lost focus on comic-book movies for about five minutes there. It won’t happen again. Yahoo just posted two Comic-Con exclusive posters for Thor and First Avenger: Captain America (seriously, can I just call it Captain America? we’re well-aware that the godd*mn Avengers movie is happening). You can right-click and hit “view image” to see them in all their super-sized glory. They look pretty cool — I like the Captain America one a little better, myself — but they should. They’re concept art. “Look cool” is sort of the end-all be-all mandate of concept art (and also what I whisper to the mirror every morning).
Elsewhere, USA Today has a new picture of Chris Hemsworth as Thor, who apparently wears skin-tight v-necks and gets rained on indoors. Whoa, did I wander onto the set of a Thunder Down Under fantasy photo shoot by accident? Quick, put some leather and capes on the guy, this is starting to get a little gay. Paramount also released this new picture of Thor and Odin. In the email, they just called it “Thor,” even though this picture from Comic-Con seems to indicate that the full title will be “Thor: The Mighty Avenger.” Again, enough with “The Avengers” stuff already. We get it.
Lastly, FirstShowing is reporting a rumor from “a reliable inside source with a studio casting grid” that shows The Riddler as the villain in Batman 3, with Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the possible actor. It’s the second time this particular rumor has surfaced (and was initially denied). While I agree that Levitt’s Inception co-star Tom Hardy is a great actor who looks more villain-y, The Riddler is traditionally kind of boyish and spindly like Levitt, who’s also a fine actor and was awesome in Hesher. Either one would be great. I just hope that the riddles will be all Inception-y.
“Riddle me this, Batman: If I show up inside your dream with my friend who’s impersonating your friend, and we then go inside a dream within that dream: whose subconscious will my friend represent? And when I look at his reflection inside your dream, why would I see his real face, when you can’t?”
“F*ck, dude, my brain hurts. Just steal the art already.”




The Mighty Feklahr would be able to get into this Thor movie a lot easier if it was just about some angry buff dude with a big hammer that beats in the heads of pretentious-looking Scandinavian fucks.
Dear Anthony Hopkins,
I retired for a reason.
Signed,
Sean Connery
Banner pic needs some house music and glow sticks.
Great. Odin’s raving.
Thorstitute. He’ll bro down with you, but he’s bringing the hammer, god dammit.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO JGL should play the Joker!
…and BP took so long to butt-plug that hole.
Bex, I think they may have already used The Joker.
Clint Howard as Egghead or GTFO!
It appears that Asgard and Paulo’s Discount Hubcaps have the same interior decorator.
new bloody up!
NPH as the riddler or gtfo.
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/nph-riddler.jpg
45 minutes into Captain America…
Cpn. Barnes: “1st Platoon! Hold steady! Advance on my command! 2nd Platoon! Prepare to lay down some covering fire!”
(Pvt. Stillwell runs up and crashes to the ground next to Barnes. He holds his helmet to his head and tries to catch his breath)
Pvt. Stillwell: “Sir! We have to move now!”
Cpn. Barnes: “Oh yeah? And why is that Stillwell?” (Barnes reloads his weapon)
Pvt. Stillwell: “It’s Rogers, sir. On the right flank. He’s…he’s attacking, sir!”
Cpn. Barnes: “What do you mean he’s atta–”
(Cpn. Barnes looks up to his right and sees Steve Rogers in flamboyant red, white, and blue battle fatigues out in front of the line, sprinting toward the German line, earth exploding all around him. He’s ducking, weaving, deflecting – killing a Nazi with every shot fired from his sidearm.)
Cpn. Barnes: “Damnit, Rogers, you sonofabitch! Alright men, 2nd platoon covering fire! 1st platoon, you’re with me! Chaaaaaaarge!!!”
Count it.