(*BRAAAAAAAAHM*)
Just a quick one before I get into some more of my Comic-Con stuff.
(*BRAAAAAAAAAHM*)
This is an infographic timeline of the climax scene in Inception, created by Dehahs at DeviantArt. I thought it was pret-tay, pret-tay, pret-tay… neat. It seems to be accurate, as far as I can tell. That movie kind of hurt my brain, to be honest with you. All I know is that if Stephenie Meyer had written Inception, Cobb would’ve gone three dreams deep and lived in limbo for 100 years, then come back as an old soul and fallen in love with 16-year-old Ellen Page, who acts sullen and heartburny and doesn’t f*ck him until the third sequel. But the dreams… so glittery.
Oh, and here’s another sweet Inception thingie someone sent me. The Xzibit meme is still cool, right? You guys? Hey, and what’s the deal with these cats? Why are they so obsessed with cheeseburgers?
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I still haven’t seen Inception yet and dodging any spoilers is making my head hurt.
Not to ruin the movie for you CB but it turns out Bruce Willis was dead the entire movie. Mindfuck.
Last night I dreamed that I was dreaming about a dream where I was motorboating Marion Cotillard’s forehead tittaes. Then she *spoiler*ed herself, and I woke up :( – MLII
It seems to me that after waking up in the airplane, Fischer would realized what had happened? Am i right?
Is the moment of Inception when you realize you don’t get to go to the movies anymore since you have a kid?
Here is The Mighty Feklahr’s infographic for His 5 CST 7/26/2010:
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HOW DID YOU GET IN MY PRETTY PRETTY PAIN CAVE FEK?!?
Read His twitter feed, it should bring you up to speed.
*Falls to knees clutching doll and popsicle
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can we go back to a simpler time in movie going when all we were expected to know was that robots pissing on humans was the true art of cinema?
Was that Metropolis?
FUUUUUUCK YOU UPROOOOXXXXX!!!!!
I posted a massive comment rife with HTML code and you fuckers crashed my browser and dumped the comment.
I am piss!
Wait, pissed doesn’t really work in the whole I am irritate/disappoint meme does it? Oh well.
It’s all of yours loss and UPCOX’s fault.
tl;dr
YA! What he said!
Hey, you got Inception in my MC Escher!
I’m with Crapbasket except that my beef is with the registering and logging in process. Holy shit. I had an easier time following the premise of Inception than I did trying to register, sign in and then make this comment.
Just wait TPPT until you start getting logged out twice a day.
I’m a little concerned… I haven’t seen the movie and the infographic is making my head hurt… le sigh, I guess I should stick to foreign films; poop+face don’t need no infographic
In the graphic, Cobb’s dream and limbo should be the same thing. That’s why when he washes up on the shore at the beginning of the film the world has structures that he had built with his wife as well as Saito’s palace and guards.
You reach limbo either by “dying” in a dream while under heavy sedation or by going too deep into them — past the third one. When Cobb and Ariadne sedate themselves inside the fortress (the target’s dream within a dream within a dream), they are passing the point of no return. Ariadne then kills herself while in limbo to be kicked back up to the fortress dream, while Cobb allows it to crumble but never “dies” — he’s just washed back up ashore.
Also, all of the dreams are technically the target’s — otherwise they wouldn’t be able to implant an idea. The labels are just the person who is left behind in each level to instigate a kick.
But of course, what I’d really like to know is, HOW’D IT GET BURNED?! HOW’DITGETBURNED HOW’DITGETBURNED HOW’DITGETBURNED?!
xzibit’s next Pimp My Ride:
Pimping a car into a car, into another car.
*BRAHHHHM*
TPPT and CB don’t blame UPROXX, instead blame their CMS WordPress; It is the Windows Me of blogging platforms.