As part of our ongoing effort to pleasure you aurally, Ben, Brendan, and I recorded a brand new FilmDrunk Frotcast. This week, we even debuted a new segment, “Meet a Drunkard,” in which we talked to FilmDrunkard and cake maker extraodinaire Michelle Doll about, among other things, beating Bobby Flay on Throwdown, the difficulties of FilmDrinking on the job, and what a Sex and the City cake might be made out of. (interview starts at 36:20). Cyrus review starts at 45 minutes.
Other Topics include:
- Me feeling out of sorts in direct sunlight and away from my jack-off couch.
- The marketing director for Knight and Day: Why can’t he just say “it sucked?”
- The Last Airbender: Why are people so mean to M. Shammy?
- The Expendables: Is this a real movie? Is it just a trailer?
- Speaking of The Expendables, a friend of ours recently walked in on his dad shooting steroids.
- 5nal Destination: Best title ever, or best title that will ever be?
- An Air Bud film festival: good idea or great idea?
- My time working on The Real World San Diego, kinky sex, and our plans for a “Phantom Dump” episode.
- Brendan coins the line “Somebody had went doo doo.”
- Our interview with Michelle in which we discuss Sex and the City cakes and talk over each other.
- Cyrus: It was funny. But did they have to rape the actors with the camera? Is this John C. Reilly’s colonoscopy footage? Pretty girls with schlubby guys in movies — fair?
- And finally, we wrap things up with some MMA talk (58-minute mark) that everyone will hate and some Nick Ring jokes three people get. Nick Ring references: translatable to anyone and a shelf life that will probably last forever. Right? Guys? Hello?
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And feel free to weigh in on what we should see for next week (Twilight, Last Airbender, Love Ranch), but keep in mind it’s going to be nearly impossible for me to convince my panel to see any of those movies.
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please please please see the Last Airbender
Go see the Last Airbender. You’re funnier when you’re suffering.
Yeah, gotta go with the Airbender.
Concur.
And, if needed, I can arrange an exclusive interview with The Lorax.
I like that you actually remembered what you talked about and/or wrote it down.
Drunkenly Belligerent Charles Krauthammer on the next panel or GTFO.
Working from home means I can listen at work. Like now.
Remember how six months ago when I was trying to start an internet radio station I said we should get Vince to do a movies podcast? That idea sucked.
Michelle makes cakes for a living? What a coincidence, I eat cakes for a lifestyle. *SWOON*
Anyways, fuck you guys, you are watching Twilight this weekend because Cyrus isn’t available in my town yet.
no streaming? come on man im not gonna waste my time at home listening to this
Spanglish started me on my quest to bang Latinas…
Vote: Airbender
PS: You didn’t have to put the Nick Ring jokes at the end to get Him to listen to it all, heart-throb!
Tsk tsk, Oski, it’s not even cool to joke about making a Drunkard watch Twilight. However, I will change my vote if Lince promises to write his Twilight review like a Craigslist “Missed Connections”…
Shamalama-up!
I agree with the damn Klingon, Twilight Missed Connections for the win.
Also, Michelle was pretty rad as vilely hilarious female commenter. She is now so much more rad as a vilely hilarious female commenter who is a mistress of desserts and is provable more awesome than Bobby Flay.
Airstart > Airhard
I dont know, I could agree with fek on not seeing twilight, but I would love to hear what it´s like in tent city. Maybe will get to hear that one of the guys smell someone´s hair and followed her home.
I wonder if Jesus sack tapped?
Tom Cruise did the rock bottom? Well, I always knew he was a bottom.
OK, elle0 is more giggly than Lince, but Lince’s giggle is gayer than Bert and Ernie in a bathtub.
Oooh… Jackoff Couch! See, I’ve just been using the bicycle in the garage, with the seat removed.
Hello, Internet? I gots an order for ya!
When the choice is between buying a knee pad or something, go with something. Running out of knee pads doesn’t play outside the big city.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PRIVATE PARTY LINE?!? What the eff man?
Last Airbender, of course! I know you wish you could have been on MST3K.
Airbender. You can learn the Last Airbender sexual move. I assume it involves fake asian children and a mind penis.
Long-time reader, rare commenter. I think that may change now that I realize Michelle is a cakemaker.
*switches to night-vision goggles, puts on lipstick
Pocket Full of Kryptonite? Fucking fuck, Vince. What is wrong with you?
It’s diverticulitis, by the way. Don’t correct the guy who was right.
In case you couldn’t tell, I am listening to the frotcast and commenting as I go, by the way.
Oh sure, start with the famous New York cakemaker who’s been on Food Network on three different occasions. That will look real great when you get to the unemployed drunkards.
BTK Nick Ring jokes don’t get old.
I vote for Airbender or Twilight, but not that third movie I’ve never heard of.
Sidenote: “Nick and Nora” was a reference to Nick and Nora Charles from The Thin Man movie adaptations with William Powell and Myrna Loy. Way to co-opt something once-popular that no one in your target demo would remember, “Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist.”
Sidenote: my knee ligamentsth are stho loooosth you guyz.
I don’t imagine the Nick Ring jokes will ever get old.
That shit is fuckin’ funny!
I regret every second I spent watching this season of TUF that didn’t involve Nick Ring and his shitty knees.