(Taylor Lautner is SO not impressed with your wolf howl.)
The first two X-Men films Bryan Singer directed rank pretty high on my list of favorite comic book movies (just ahead of Last Airbender and Schindler’s List), which is why I was excited when it was initially reported that he’d be directing X-Men: First Class. When it was later revealed that Matthew Vaughn was directing and Singer would only produce, it was even better news, considering how much better Kick-Ass was than Superman Returns. Today, Singer not directing seems like an even better idea (three levels! just like Inception!) as he revealed that he wanted to cast Taylor Lautner (presumably while zipping the fly on his Bad Idea Jeans). From an interview with Blastr:
“I wanted Taylor [Lautner] to do it, I really did,” Singer said in an exclusive interview. “He’s doing a movie in Pittsburgh called Abduction, and then he’s got the next Twilight movie. We talked about it a lot—he is a friend [no comment on any supposed and/or alleged Bryan Singer rumors... -Ed.]—and I really wanted to make it work. It just doesn’t look like it’s possible to do it.”
For the record, I’ve got nothing against Taylor Lautner for being associated with the Twilight franchise, it’s just that he seems like a really awful actor (sidenote: are he and RPattz having a whispering contest in that scene?). Is Taylor Lautner really the only muscular kid in Hollywood? You take any theater kid, get him a personal trainer and feed him a couple protein bars, boom, you’ve got Taylor Lautner. Trust me, I’ve been doing similar experiments in my basement for years. There’s no need to keep throwing money at this ab mannequin.

so does this mean that Taylor Lautner is a homo? I thought that anyone that Singer wants to cast is because he wants to or has made gay sex with them.
Good thing he’s got that healing factor. Having a big belt buckle poking your FUPA when you sit down SUUUUUUUUUCKS.
Do you think Taylor Lautner has a sister named Mona? And does she let fat guys bird dog her when she does Jazzercise?
If they actually cast Taylor I’d be more depressed than the time I whispered vampire 3 times and kissed my RP fuck pillow and it still didn’t come to life.
The big problem with casting Lautner is having to explain why Mystique had to get a transgender operation in her youth
And Taylor Lautner and Taylor Kitsch are different people? Huh. Really?
I demand a Greco-Roman wrestling exhibition to clarify this. Set it up, Bryan.
If you strung all of Hugh Jackman and Sylvester Stallone’s veins together end to end, Taylor Lautner still couldn’t act.
On the other hand, this leaves him with more time to suck hobo cock under the overpass. I’ll leave it to each of you to decide who I mean.
Am I the only one who pictures Billy Ray Cyrus jerking off to that sweet mullet in the banner pic?
Hello?
Am I the only one who pictures Billy Ray Cyrus jerking off?
Taylor will obviously play Northstar.
*checks the score, Fek leads Burnsy 67-43 in Northstar jokes*
Lince, just who in Kahless’ Beard looks like a “good actor” in a Twilight movie?
The Mighty Feklahr feels you have not met your burden of proof on Taylor Lautner. There isn’t a moderately ethnic-looking 17 year-old alive that won’t look like a total failure in life trying to “deliver” Stephenie Meyer “dialog”.
Besides, do you really want to piss off a guy that has a black belt and can turn into a werewolf? Think about it.
Oh yeah, Burnsy? Well they couldn’t get Jake Gyllenhaal to sign on as Quicksilver until they delivered Maggie Gyllenhaal as The Scarlet Witch. Badda-bing-gha!
First Marvel gives Ed Norton the shaft. Then they nearly turn Wolverine into a kid that likes to get the shaft.
I’m tortured and confused (bites lip)
He would make a great cub to Jackman’s bear.
Fek Michael Sheen was a fluke. He did it for his kid. Do not judge him!!!
You take any theater kid, get him a personal trainer and feed him a couple protein bars, boom, you’ve got Taylor Lautner.
Your honor, if it please the court, I’d like to present exhibit A, Adrien Brody’s abs in Predators.