Comic-Con was all abuzz with talk of Sucker Punch, Zack Snyder’s super fetishy, WWI, zombie, dragon, chick soldiers movie, and the internet now has a trailer. Plot sound a little crazy? Yeah. I still don’t know what to make of it. But they did give me some free t-shirts, so it’ll probably be the best movie ever.
“Set in the 1950s, it tells the story of Baby Doll (Browning), who is trying to hide from the pain caused by her evil stepfather and lobotomy. She ends up in mental institution in Brattleboro, Vermont and while there she starts to imagine alternative reality. She plans to escape from that imaginary world but to do that she needs to steal five objects before she is caught by a vile man. She has 5 days to escape before being lobotomized. In order to cope with the situation, she enters the hyper-real world of her imagination, and the lines between reality and dream begin to blur. She is joined with friends who are inmates from the institution. Lessons learned in the said fantasy world could help the girls escape their real-world fate.”
And here’s the cast run down:
- Emily Browning as Babydoll
- Vanessa Hudgens as Blondie
- Abbie Cornish as Sweet Pea
- Jamie Chung [fmrly of Real World San Diego] as Amber
- Jena Malone as Rocket
- Carla Gugino as Madam Gorski
- Jon Hamm as High Roller
So, another dream sequence movie, eh? (*BRAAAAAHM*) Is this really what girls dream about? Call me crazy, but when I hear zombies, explosions, sword fights, dragons, samurai, chicks dressed like Catholic schoolgirls and WWI, it sounds to me almost like something a dude would dream of.

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You had me at Carla Gugino.
/heads home to watch a certain portion of Sin City for the 100th time
I was just starting to get into it when the kick in my pants brought me back to reality (redtube).
Set in the 50′s and World War I huh? There weren’t even any Nazis yet.
That’s the most fetishy zombie dragon I’ve ever seen. See you guys in about ten minutes.
Aaaaaaaaaand I’m back.
This is the most Japanese non-Japanese thing ever.
And, no, I don’t dream about stuff like this. Except the Jon Hamm part. Rawr.
My boner is set in a hyper-realistic world. So real that my boss is wondering what the hell is going on and suggested that I go home and pull myself together.
Needs more slow-mo
So basically this is Pan’s Labyrinth except the main chick is too old to arouse me
Hyper-Reality is when things change colors depending on how hot they are.
Don’t put it in the dryer though. It ruins that shit.
JUST KIDDING! The chick in Pan’s Labyrinth was too old as well
So does this mean that my fantasies are normal now?
I realize that guy’s movies are known for being substantial, I just wish they had more… I don’t know… flash.
wait, when are we getting that Britney Spears nazi movie?
I can´t wait any longer, the sybian is running out of batteries.
Sieg Heil Samurai!!!
Excellent New Up.
She is joined with friends who are inmates from the institution.
So this is a rush-release Human Centipede sequel?
Why is the song for the trailer “The Crab Louse” by Lords of Acid. I wonder if it has some kind of hidden meaning.
Damn u metriclove…
I was going to say…you had me at the Lords of Acid Jam…at that poitnt the movie becomes secondary…