UPDATE, July 8th: A lot of people sent me new ones, but this one I had to share. Just… wow. (It is based on a news story, by the way, Fek isn’t that sick).
This morning, androgynous Warming Glow editor Matt Ufford sent me this. Long story short, I think the Mel Gibson Blow Me meme, a.k.a. LOL Mel Gibson, is a fantastic idea. I propose that we gang rape it like a pack of… uh… I mean, it looks fun. I made a few to get you started. Let’s have fun with this, people. DO NOT EMBARRASS ME!
Mini Update: The guy who did the first one of The Patriot also did a Passion of the Christ version. User submitted (First one via, Second one via Danger Guerrero):
Via The Mighty Fek’lhr:
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Two men enter. One man leaves. But he has to blow me first.
Is that what we’re going for here? I’m new to the whole Meme thang.
I see Mel taking blow-job wagers before he pops his shoulder back into place.
“Deal me one card, off the top please”
“But blow me first”
Before the cock crows you will blow me three times.
. . . aaaaaaaaaaannnd I’m going to HELL.
“Swing away Merrill. Merrill… swing away. But you have to blow me first.”
I bet Mel Gibson’s most uncomfortable scene ever was in ‘Payback’ when he was sitting next to a Jewish guy in the back of a cab being driven by a black guy.
“Pocahontas, that tree is talking to me. It’s telling me that you should blow me first…”
Remember that scene in Signs where Mel is trying to scare away the trespassers and runs around the house screaming stuff like, “I’M INSANE WITH ANGER” and “IT’S TIME FOR AN ASS-WHUPPING?”
How prophetic. Maybe M. Night knows what he’s doing after all.
HEY SUGARTITS! YOU WILL BLOW ME FIRST BUT GIVE ME BACK MY CUM!!!!
“You’ll moove.”
“Aye woon’t, if ya blow me farst.”
/realizes a Scottish accent is a motherfucker to convey in text
Or maybe it was when he left his fey children and his hot sister in-law with that pack of…uhhh… freed slaves during ‘The Patriot’?
Also, regarding the banner pic: he just blue himself.
FYI, I did the Patriot one:
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I also did a Passion of the Christ one:
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HEY SUGARTITS! I KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT. TO BLOW ME FIRST!!!
Mel Gibson is still convinced that those chickens were running from a pack of n***ers.
HEY SUGARTITS! YOU’LL GET YOURS BUT THUNDER MY DOME FIRST!!!
Is it this? Is this what you see? I assure you it is human. But if that’s all you see, then you don’t see me. You can’t see me.
But you can blow me.
I am an American citizen, and I demand to see Alice Sutton’s sugar tits!
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HEY BURNSY, YOU’RE A FAT WORTHLESS WASTE OF SKIN, SUGARTITS!
(Could Mel Gibson be the secret admirer???)
Just because I’m a man without a face doesn’t I want to be a man without head.
^doesn’t mean
Thanks for coming, folks. Don’t be afraid to be honest when you fill out your opinion cards.
But you’ll blow me first.
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That’s right, this meme has been Crushered!
M. NIGHT TWIST: The man on which Mel Gibson based his character in “The Patriot” actually raped packs of n*****s himself. But if you had just paid attention, you would have known that all along.
You see, because the packs of n***ers wanted to fry the chickens?
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I love y’all so much. Group hug!
I made this one.
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Fuck.
*rolls up sleeve so Pauly can wail away*
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John Smith to Pocohontas:
“After we kidnap them and bring them to America, if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”
And:
“You can paint with all the colors of the wind, but you will blow me first.”
Well I guess that explains Apocalypto. It was the way it was dressed.
“I will Mutiny for all these fine Tahitian sugartits, but Bligh will blow me first”
You all are too afraid to visit His links…aren’t you???
Fek, the Edward one is brilliant.
Who’s Edward?
I’m afraid to visit ANYONE’S links at this point.
Officially Durst?
Officially Durst.
It’s not a Durst until someone blows me. Just sayin’.
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This one is for Lince:
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*Adagio in G minor for Strings and Organ by Tomaso Albinoni, y’know, this: [www.youtube.com] plays*
“Move! Out of the way! Move! Urgent message! But blow me first!”
this is a double meme or as white rappers call it a memimeme
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Christ. Why did I have to be busy working this afternoon? In any case, that Maverick one is hands down the best thing I’ve seen.
William Wallace: BLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The play’s the thing, wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the king . . . but he’ll blow me first.
I cannot believe I missed a photoshop thread. CURSE YOU FOUNDING FATHERS!!!1@!@ONE!!
Rocky The Rooster, “Chicken Run”:
“I will burn down your coop, but you will attend to this cock first.”
I’m a bit late but thought this was necessary.
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Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Our Father in Heaven, before we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way. Our enemies too, according to their own understanding, will ask for protection and for victory. And so, we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. I pray you watch over the young Jack Geoghegan. That I lead into battle. You use me as your instrument in this awful hell of war to watch over them. Especially if they’re men like this one beside me, deserving of a future in your blessing and goodwill. Amen.
2nd Lieutenant Jack Geoghegan: Amen.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell.But you have to blow me first. Amen.
I’m late to the party, but fuck it…Blow Me!
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