I probably shouldn’t have laughed at this. That I did shouldn’t surprise anyone. |AfternoonSnoozebutton|
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- An open letter to Adrien Brody, who seems like he might want to make sex to monsters. |Uproxx|
- Punté’s Summer Buyer’s Guide: There is a heaven and it comes in green bottles. You mean my Uncle Richie? That guy was weird. |Uproxx|
- Danger Guerrero’s Summer Buyer’s Guide: Comedy Death Ray Podcast. |Uproxx|
- Taiwan explains Apple’s antenna gate with their glorious computer animations. |GammaSquad|
- Fun with classic Peter King columns (a must for aspiring asinine journalists everywhere). |KissingSuzyKolber|
- Paris Hilton is topless and in trouble for weed again, and she’s still pretty together compared to Lindsay Lohan. |WWTDD|
- “Benedict Cumberbatch.” Seriously, that’s the actual name of a British actor and not a JK Rowling coma fantasy. |WarmingGlow|
- Notes from the Jersey Shore contract negotiations. |HolyTaco|
- The biggest box office flops that Hollywood hyped at Comic Con. |Fark|
- How to cosplay for Comic Con. |UGO|
- 19 dictators’ favorite movies. |InsideMovies|
- Here are pictures of a large-breasted young lady not wearing very much clothing. |GorillaMask|
- The USA network: same shows, different actors. (That’s what I always assumed while never watching). |Pajiba| (NERDS!)
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John Donne spelled it “dildoes” but either spelling is legit according to the artificial dictionary.
I seriously almost emailed that pic to you a couple days ago.
That’s cold, man. You know my mother is dead.
/she did love dildoes, though
I have it on good authority* that Benedict Cumberbatch’s real name is Keith Cucumber.
*just made it up
There’s an eloquent review of Inception over on Pajiba.(NERDS!)
You either dildo or you dildon’t.
Dildi.
Excuse me but my mother exclusively uses black dildoes.
Wasn’t that DG’s Death Ray podcast write-up, not Chodin’s?
Dor sho gha! Who has been raiding Al’s “Medium Sized” cabinet???
I can confirm the correct plural spelling: “Armada”
Ah Fek, you charmer, you.
Here are pictures of a large-breasted young lady not wearing very much clothing.
Is this what Uproxx has sunk you to, Lince? Peddling meager “TnA”? The Mighty Feklahr would kill Himself if He thought like you.
Guy’cha! Way to follow a set up there, Al!