(It’s a gun, it’s a barbecue, it’s an ATV… I think I just shot truck nutz out my d*ck. Miracles everywhere up in this bitch. {Val Kilmer added for scale}) [via PhazerBlast]
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- Meet David Dees, an insane conspiracy theorist who’s good at Photoshop. |Uproxx|
- Screw Ufford for posting Steve Carell on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis before I could get to it. |WarmingGlow|
Sweet, a video game to teach young girls abstinence. There are crazies trying to kill abortion doctors, where are the crazies trying to take out these people? |GammaSquad|
- Sex facts, and infographic. |TheSmokingJacket|
- I love this. “Guy at beach tries to wear shorts like a shirt.” |WithLeather|
- G4′s post Comic-Con edition of Feedback. |G4|
- Yahoo Answers answers your questions about meat curtains. |HolyTaco|
- My new favorite video. “They rapin’ errybody up in here.” |GorillaMask|
- Screenjunkies beats me to print with their Dinner for Schmucks review. |Screenjunkies|
- 10 movies you’d have to be a serious douchbag to hate. |Pajiba| (NEEEEEERRRDDDS!!!!!)
- A list of important famous people from New Jersey. |Buzzfeed|
- In honor of Children’s Hospital, the ten most invasive surgeries on Adult Swim. |AdultSwim|
- And finally, the most important story of the day, a bulldog and a tortoise eat Cheerios. |Urlesque|
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I hate the #1 film on Poojiba’s list. You can call me CAPTAIN Serious Douchebag.
oh man. i was about to let it slide if shorts dude was all behind the back floundering, because we’ve all been there. but almost immediately he looks at them dead on! he turns them around! what more pointless analysis does one need after that? taste? displacement? good lord.
OMGWTFCOLTANACONDA.44MAGNUMBBQ!
Val Kilmer added for scale? For my pleasure you mean.
Is that Robocop’s BBQ?
Do you have the rest of that receipt? I want to know how much Batman sperm costs.
Its…uhhh… for a friend.
Batman sperm fertilizes the egg before the egg knows what hit it.
Batman sperm rules the night.