Morning Links as presented by Food Co-op Dog

(Food Co-Op dog thinks you’ve gone corporate.  via… SFGate? I think?)

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

• The new Uproxx News rounds up the week in kitten stories. |Uproxx|

• The best of the Jersey Shore DVD commentary. |WarmingGlow|

• Golfer rewards his caddie for hole in one by buying him a– christ I can’t concentrate with that banner pic. |WithLeather|

• Mel Gibson is a great father, so maybe this whole scandal is just the Jew-controlled media trying to take him down.  Ever think of that, smart guy? |WWTDD|

• Someone spills Tekken in the Street Fighter and vice versa, Comic-Con crowd goes apesh*t. |GammaSquad|

• The eleven worst Draculas ever to appear on TV or in movies. The list starts out with Morgan Freeman, and… wait, Morgan Freeman? When did this happen? |Fark|

• Five ways you can go crazy from loneliness.  This article is perfect for the internet. |HolyTaco|

• A Diora Baird mega gallery.  Yes, please. |NextRound|

• The 7 most badass women in history.  Uh, see above? |Guyism|

• The best parodies the internet has to offer of Katy Perry’s California Girls. |Urlesque|

• The 100 most hottest womens from New Jersey. |BroBible|

• A guide to this fall’s shows about lawyers. |ScreenJunkies|

• Your guide to Jennifer Copeland and her boobs. |GorillaMask|