Oh, Mel, you silver tongue!
07.09.10[language is NSFW]
Wow. Okay, Mel, now repeat after me: “I was doing research for a role…”
[via WWTDD]
Additionally, Mel Gibson has been dropped by his agent, William Morris’ Patrick Whitesell. Said Mel, “GOOD. I don’t even WANT YOU anymore. Go off and represent a pack of n***ers, see if I care.”
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I don’t think this Mel Gibson stuff can get any better than it is already unless he actually asks someone to shove pinecones up his ass like that southpark episode.
I now want to see a girl’s pussy from behind.
Pigs in heat are always such fucking sluts.
Wait, was she getting f*cked by foreigners while she was breastfeeding? WHAT KIND OF A WOMAN BANGS FOREIGNERS WHILE SHE’S BREASTFEEDING A BABY!!!
You know what. You f#*king deserved it, Mel.
What an asshole. We don’t roll around in packs. We call it a Murder, like the crows.
Hey Vincini, with all this info about the moving-picture biz that you post on this here site, I’m assuming you have connections. Tell Mel that this wetback will do his lawn this Sunday.
But he must blows me first.
What an asshole. We don’t roll around in packs. We call it a Murder, like the crows.
That may be true, but once the rest of us start saying it that way you’ll just change it anyways.
Hey Token, a murder of you guys once trashed my cousin’s car. Although he stole a shitload of stereo equipment and rims from one of your hoods so we’ll call it even.
*gives ethnic nod to indicate that we cool*
I’m guna pee in all your butts. I heart Mel Gibson.
*tucks balls behind self*
HEY, SALINETITS! YOUR FOREIGN BODIES LOOK RIDICULOUS AND THEY KILLED JESUS!!!!
All this time he’s been quoted as saying “pig in heat”, but he actually says “bitch in heat”?
I don’t know which sleazy gossip sites to trust anymore…
Is it me, or does he sound completely non-Australian? Who are we today Mel? Do you ever feel like your someone else?
“Sometimes…”
W-w-ait a minute, is this one of those faux-candid “viral” thingamabobs trying to make Mel seem just like me ?
(it’s working)
This makes Bale Out look like babytown frolics.
Hey Mel. A “pack of n***ers” is called a “Newport”. Get it right next time.
I wonder how Mel will react when he finds out that Oksana’s plastic surgeon was a Jew.
Ike Turner finally got his wings.
GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITH YOUR FAKE VEGAS WHORE SUGAR TITS! SEE IF I CARE!
STAY IN THE FUCKING HOUSE I’M NOT GIVING YOU!
He hasn’t had an Australian accent since Lethal Weapon 1.
That happens when you’re drunk all the fucking time.
Completely wrong post, but you really needed to ask Joe King about porn star secrets when it comes to shooting huge loads. Do they take pills? Are they all fake? Do they use special injections?
What? No, YOU guys are the fags.
This is the greatest piece of audio ever. But where’s the “blow me” part??
He should date Alec Baldwin’s kid next.
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Whatever. Mel Gibson triangled Gary Busey. He gets a lifetime pass.
In related news, Gary Busey just Hexagrammed Rickson Gracie.
Oh, Mel, you silver tongue!
Mel read that headline and immediately cut out his tongue, placed it in a mason jar, and buried it in his backyard so the commiejewfags couldn’t find it.