According to this graph, M. Night Shyamalan’s next film will have the first ever negative Rotten Tomatoes score. This is math, DO NOT DISPUTE IT. [via Reddit, right-click and select "view image" for bigger version]
DAILY CIRCLE JERK
- Geektress is sending comic-book care packages to soldiers, which is a pretty cool idea, so go there an donate or else you are a horrible person. A horrible, freedom-hating, freeloading communo-fascist. |Geektress|
- Robopanda brings the heat again with 8 inexpensive things repurposed for something awesome. |Uproxx|
- Robot jazz drummer? Robot jazz drummer. |GammaSquad|
- Ladies love being touched by Ichiro. It’s like he’s part octopus or something. |WithLeather|
- The inner monologue of a vuvuzela vendor on the last day of the World Cup. |HolyTaco|
- The 7 types of guys that ruin pick-up sports. |Guyism|
- Internet sex moves, volume 2. |CollegeHumor|
- A review of the Droid X. The X stands for XXXXTREEEME TEXTING. |G4|
- Hot woman vs. horny, boxing kangaroo. Weird, that was the theme of my senior prom. |GorillaMask|
- Comic Con 2010: the girls of Sucker Punch. |UGO|
- Box Office sweet spot: your favorite directors aren’t very popular. |Pajiba|
- Some women actually do switch sexual orientation, reports Girls Gone Wild magazine. |Asylum|
- An interview with JB Smoove |ScreenJunkies|
And finally, Burnsy sent me these pictures of a stripper in Avatar body paint. After that, he gave me some wine and asked me how I felt “down there.”
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That chick blue me once, too.
Instead of lap dances I bet she just ties her hair to yours and calls it a day. At least she can give human handjobs.
Those teats are totally fake.
Does this mean there’s some sort of connection between the end of the world in 2012 and Shammy’s next movie?
Watching her get up on the scratching post is just so hot.
I’d like our hair to intertwine.
Pubes.
Haha, I know what you’re all thinking, and yes I do send Vince pornography on a regular basis.
Pfft! That bitch ain’t even a REAL Na’vi. She’s wearing Pumas made from commercially manufactured materials for Eywa’s sake! Some avatard (who has never actually seen tits) is going to be real fucking disappointed.
Burnsy, whatever you do, don’t accept pornography from Roman Polanski. And if you do, you might as well move to Switzerland right away before your trial.
Was Signs cursed? M. Night sucks now, and Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix both went crazy.
Let’s pray for Abigail Breslin. She still seems cute and normal.
signs ha a better rating than unbreakable? math is wrong, we need a new paradigm. maybe one with more 80085
The Mighty Feklahr has a new paradigm for ya, M. Nighty Shamwow movies suck because they are shitty Romulan coddling fascists.
See, I didn’t notice you linked to us because this post started out with M. Night Sammich-run and I generally ignore those. Thanks for the plug, though.