This is the second trailer for Let Me In (much longer than the first), Matt Reeves’ American remake of Tomas Alfredson’s Swedish vampire hit, Let the Right One In. The no-foreigners version stars Chloe Moretz of Kick-Ass, Richard Jenkins, and Kodi Smit-Mcpussyname. I know, I know, remaking a recent, successful foreign movie using an American cast and the director of Cloverfield sounds like a terrible idea. But as my buddy Pete says, subtitles are hella gay. And is it just me, or does this actually look not that bad? It has pretty visuals, and they even managed to make Richard Jenkins look like a scary child molester:
It’s impressive, because despite the pock marks, Richard Jenkins is usually the type of guy who could give your kid a candy and you let them eat it without even checking for hypos first. He’s like that old lady who you’re mean to because she’s weird looking, but you later find out she was actually Jesus, and now you’re cursed. That was my favorite bible story.
Also, is it just me, or does that second poster look a little… menstrual?
[posters via CinemaBlend, trailer via Vulture]
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NEAR DARK RULES!
Did you human kotals know that if a Klingon makes a “snow angel”, it actually looks like Kahless killing a Romulan with numchucks* whilst pissing on him.
*That’s how fucking Klingons say it. Why? Because only faggot fucking Spoonies try to be all precise and shit about chink weapons!
M. Night Shyamalan actually wrote a script called “Let Me In” while he was still an unknown director. His version included the line “not by the hair of my chinny-chin chin.” The twist was that the chin belonged to M. Night, but the hair didn’t.
Also, is it just me, or does that second poster look a little… menstrual?
That’s an “Oh my god, I hate my uterus right now” pose if I ever saw one.
If that feller in the back seat of the car ain’t from Iowa, that means our little “trade secret” for Hefty Cinch Sak Klan Hoods got leaked.
By a traitor.
That needs to die a gruesome death.
*puts in “Ace of Bass” cd, sharpens “Professor Data” action figure*
My favourite bible story is when Lott gives up his daughters to a mob of Sodomites to get savagely gang raped so they’ll leave these two strangers that where chillin’ at his house alone. Yup, the only good man in all of Sodom that Lott fellow..
That’s an “Oh my god, I hate my uterus right now” pose if I ever saw one.
I always assumed that was the pose of post-coital afterglow. Learn something new every day, I guess.
What was up with the homo-erotic scene in the boys locker room? Wha tthe fuck did them “big boys” do to that fucking kid? Well, teh joke is on them when the Klan’s Grand Hefty decides to turn his favourite peep show into “Chainsaw Torture Glory Hole” starring the JV tennis boys. And his semen.
WOW i TYPES EXTRA GUDS WHEN MY mEDICINE LACKiNG IS THE THANG to DO!
Have you read the book, Fek?
Aw, fuck it, he is going to go confess to crimes He didn’t commit on Twitter and hope the clinic calls in his prescription soon.
I let the right one in and then I had to push a baby out of my vagina :(
inb4 pedophile jokes about Chloe Moretz
LOT’S DAUGHTERS LOOKED LIKE VEGAS WHORES WITH STUPID LOOKING FAKE TITS SO THEY GOT RAPED BY A PACK OF SANDN*GGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If applicable, I hope they go with a numbered sequel. That way, they can have ‘Let Me In Number 2′, which is something I’ve said to my wife tons of times.
It does look pretty good. I really liked the weird kind of love story it had. That and how the last scene left a dime size in my shorts*
*not really. I think we all know girls don’t poo, someone else must have left it there : (
@Burnsy: it’s finger lickin’ good!
/serious
all the shots that look cool are just exact replicas of the original one
Chloe “Needs” Moretitz
“These jv lowlifes need to be taught a lesson.”
I’ve gotta be the one, eh?
Let the Right One In was shit, utter shit, it was only considered good, because in comparison to Twilight, it was SLIGHTLY less shitty. I don’t know why everyone was going crazy over this movie, I saw it and it was boring as fuck. And the secret dwarf hooker twist was just fucking moronic.
You let the right one IN
You let the right one OUT
You let the middle one dangle
And you twirl it all about
You do the ROFL ‘copter and you shave your cat
AND THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT!