Kick-Ass star and cougar bait Aaron Johnson has been cast as Cyclops in X-Men: First Class, if a tipster to AintItCoolNews is to be believed.
I work in the [REDACTED] and we heard today that Matthew Vaughn found his young Cyclops and it shouldn’t be any surprise because he worked with him before. It’s Aaron Johnson. This is one hundred percent locked at this point. Thought you guys should know. Call me “Son of Rothman”.
Johnson would join the already cast James McAvoy as Professor X and Michael F. Assbender as Magneto. The “Son of Rothman” is a reference to Fox chief Tom Rothman, and although AICN doesn’t name their source, they say he or she is reliable. Meanwhile, last we heard from Johnson, he was calling people who had approached him with superhero roles
Artist Sam Taylor-Wood has given birth to a little girl – her first child with her toy boy fiance, actor Aaron Johnson. The acclaimed British artist turned film director, 43, gave birth to Wylda Rae yesterday with her 20-year-old lover by her side.
Mr Johnson, who recently appeared in the critically lauded film, Kick-Ass, lives with Miss Taylor-Wood and her daughters, 13-year-old Angelica and five-year-old Jessie, in an £11 million north London townhouse.
It is believed that she was able to afford the huge property without a mortgage as part of her 2008 divorce settlement from art dealer Jay Jopling, who is said to have a fortune of £100million. ($151.5 million). [DailyMail]
Ah, so now the truth comes out, she’s not just older, she’s rich. Oh, Aaron Johnson’s crazy for dating a 43-year-old, all right. Crazy like a boner fox.
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Helen Mirren is rich, right? Actually, I’d hit it even if she was on food stamps.
How much is Dame Judy Dench worth?
I could settle for Betty White if absolutely necessary.
I wouldn’t give my name if I had worked on Redacted either.
Boner Fox? Damn near Killed Her Fox!!
**Brr-durp-ba-durp-durp-Deerrrurrrrer!!! CHING!!**
Rich, dumped the old spouse and banging a 20 year old movie star. This is the chick version of a very cool dude.
Taylor-Wood? I don’t even *know* ‘er wood!
/Bubb Rubb, I will meet you in the corner.
Tail or wood? Sounds like my options during a job interview.
Hold on, it’s 100 percent locked in… at this point? When did Stephen A. Smith start analyzing films?
Aaron Johnson played John Lennon in Nowhere Boy. He is really talented and handsome. Fuck that guy.
I get to wear the Shame Helmet!!
In the corner with HoHo, I mean.
At least Betty White wouldn’t drop a kid on you.
(not a euphemism for ‘shit on chest’ – Betty would be fine for that)
To find out if Aaron Johnson will indeed play Cyclops tune in to Matthew Vaughn’s 1 hour special tonight on ESPN8 “The Ocho”
It’s nice to see that Son of Rothman has moved away from West Virginia and isn’t collapsing bridges like his asshole father.
Seriously, what the fuck kind of townhouse is 11 million pounds? Unless it’s built on top of a briefcase containing 10 million pounds, color me skeptical.
Unless of course, townhouse means something different over there.
X-men babies are what I call it when I jerk off into the microwave.
You’re the one who has been doing that?? No wonder my Hot Pocket tastes so salty.
Taste salty, but they can read minds and kill helicopters with their spermy claws!
**Brett Ratner looks in script, shrugs, wipes Cheeto dust off shoulder**
The awkward starts when the 13 year old daughter starts after the 20 year old FILF. Then Baby Mama can make an arthouse flick about it.
Also I’m renaming this broad. Her new title: Miss Taylor-Woody Allan.
Chino, your Hot Pocket might taste salty because your body’s natural pH levels are off. Try eating more grains and vegetab . . . wassat? Microwaveable sandwiches you say? Well then.
Nevermind.
Chino, sometimes I do that while you’re sleeping.
Salty isn’t what I would say your Hot Pocket tastes like, Chino. More of a vinegar chip and sushi taste.
That’s what I love about these nursing home girls, man. I get older, they die before I do and leave me their money.
That’s not so much a dick step as it is a toe tap to the tip, Ers. We cool?
/extends fist for dap
Didja hear? Tiger Woods has an “Errin’ Johnson.”
**Puts own head in toilet. Flushes.**
* extends fist to dap back, withdraws hand quickly *
But you’ll blow me first.
I don’t know why the movies keep making Geordi La Forge white.