Mel Gibson is in the news again today, with more ugliness surrounding his split with Oksana Grigorieva. Who knew breaking up with a Russian chick could get so heated? Anyway, Radar Online claims that they have audio tape of Gibson saying some very nasty, very racist things to Grigorieva, but it’s most likely another lie perpetrated by those same greedy shysters who caused all the wars and planned 9/11. Lay it on me, Sugar Tits, and try not to kill Jesus:
A source close to the situation says Oksana claims she was forced to tape Mel after he made a series of death threats. RadarOnline.com has listened to the hate-fuelled rants the Braveheart star unleashed during fights with Oksana as their relationship unraveled.
“You’re an embarrassment to me,” Mel tells her at one point.
“You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”
Haha, silly nodders! Always raping farting pigs!
In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.” He warns, “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”
In a further outburst, Mel is heard telling her, “You’re a bitch” to which Oksana insists, “I didn’t do anything.” “Did so,” Mel responds.
Hahahaha, “Did so.” “I’m rubber you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you like a pack of n***ers.”
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But on a serious (and movie-related note) this kind of bums me out. I hope all this bad publicity doesn’t effect the release of The Beaver, which in all honesty looks pretty awesome. Oh, and uh, all the racist and misogynistic stuff, that was bad too.
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So is that what a group of them is called – a pack?
To be fair, she does look like a Pig in Heat.
“I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”
Good to see he has his priorities straight. Arson is always the best right after oral sex.
Randy Marsh: Oh nodders…
Vince, I’d say that Oksana delaying the release of The Beaver might be what started this whole mess in the first place.
How do you tell someone to blow you in Aramaic?
Mel is heard telling her, “You’re a bitch” to which Oksana insists, “I didn’t do anything.” “Did so,” Mel responds.
More like Mel Glibson.
HEY, SUGARTITS! YOU LOOK LIKE A PIG IN HEAT AND WHEN YOU GET RAPED, I’M NOT GONNA HELP YOU RAISE YOUR NIGLETS!!!
SOOO-EEEEEE!!!!!!!
Back in the 18th century you could buy a pack of n**ggers for around $4.50.
Danny Glover now understands why Gibson insisted on separate water fountains on the set of Lethal Weapon
I WILL NOT THROW MY PEARL NECKLACES TO SWINE!!!!!!!!!!
Even Gary Busey wonders why Mel is so crazy.
How many came in a pack, Crappy? I need context to appropriately judge how inflation and market influences have affected the price of a n*gger.
I can’t wait for the custody hearing.
Gibson “GIVE ME BACK MY SON”
Judge: “Mr. Gibson, we’re discussing your daugh-
Beaver Puppet: OBJECTION!
Gibson: OVERRULED
*dives out window*
TWO MEN ENTER.
ONE MAN HAS HIS HAND IN A BEAVE.
This is one of those rare moments where the content of the post pretty much tops the offensiveness of any joke we could make in the comments.
Taylor Lautner is deeply, deeply hurt and offended
Not true, Morty, I’m just debating whether I want to set my farting nodder joke in Harlem or in East St. Louis.
Pat Tillman was killed trying to save us from those sand-nodders.
To be honest, I’m pretty much doing what I did in grade school: Convincing/daring other kids to do stupid shit that makes me laugh so I don’t have to do it myself.
Six, but the Harris Mercantile in Savannah would toss in a youngun for nothing on freebee Fridays.
Mel really fucking wants that Blu-Ray edition of Hot Tub Time Machine…
HEY, SUGARTEATS!!!!!!!!!
All this “nodders” talk will end up being very offensive to both folks with Tourette’s and Parkinson’s.
Mel does not like my avatar at all, and thinks it’s its fault for fucking up the solar system.
(it’ss still Jewpiter, right? I changed it a week ago but we all know how that goes. UPROXX(XXXX!!!).
Mel Gibson thinks Blumpkin is a Russian name.
Six huh? Looks like the price of a n*gger has remained pretty stable in the last 300 years.
Mel doesn’t believe in giving a “courtesy tap”. I don’t blame Oksana for being a bitch about it. I always tap. Ladies *winks*
“Burn the house down” is just Mel’s euphemism for jizzing in her hair.
Production starts tomorrow on
“Lethal Weapon 5: Seriously, I hate this fucking black guy”
and
“What Women Want 2: (Its a burnt house and sore lips)
and he will follow up 2011 with…
your turn, bitches
He thinks she’s gonna get raped by a pack of nodders because of of the way she’s dressed? What, is she wearing a Kirsty Ally disguise?
MEL’S LITTLE PIGGIE WENT TO BLACK MARKET…!!!!!!
Aw fuck it, I’m with Mel-
Hey, how do you keep a canoe from tipping?
Paint it Black!
Mel lacked a Braveheart and Ransom from a pack of nodders who shouted “Look at that Chicken Run like we have a Leathal Weapon!” Obvious Signs that Mel help Conspiracy Theories about people whoes skin was past the Edge of Darkness.
quoth Gene Shalit
I thought it was against Mel’s religion to date Slavs?
“You look like a f**kin’ pig in heat, and I should know, I did HAMlet.”
WHAT THE FUCK???????
The Jews planned 9/11??? Those fuckers!!
i thought a group of black people was called a gang?
I’ve been saying for years, “Drinking Fosters makes you piss class!” This is proof.