‘Hesher’ still looks bad ass
07.26.10
Hesher was at Comic-Con this weekend, and while I had to miss the panel in order to get pervy pictures of some solid six and a halfs dressed like Slave Leia (more on that later), I can share some of the footage that was shown and this awesome poster. 
If you don’t remember, Hesher, which stars Natalie Portman, Rainn Wilson, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, was one of the films I saw at Sundance, and I kind of loved it. While some of the more indie-movie-by-numbers elements might be a turn off for some people (hot actress agrees to look ugly for street cred! non-traditional family struggles with dramatic events!), Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character showing up to absolutely wreck sh*t all the time more than makes up for them. Oh God, it’s so good. Here’s just a small taste of him driving around in a van listening to Motörhead like a boss.
This is one of his tamest moments in this movie, but damn, his acting is still so f*cking spot-on it makes my wiener hard. Not in a gay way, but in an appreciation-for-competent-thespianism way. Compared to Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Hesher, Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 500 Days of Summer is 500 days of wank motions. HURRR, and then he fell in love with a girl named “Autumn” and lived happily ever after. Seriously? F*ck that movie.
Oh look, they copied my tattoos
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Perhaps I don’t understand the subtleties of blogging, but how can you say a movie looks bad ass when you’ve already seen it?
I managed to go the entire day on Sunday without putting on pants. It didn’t look near as cool as that picture but if you think I’m not proud of it, you’re sadly mistaken.
I thought “Hesher still looks bad ass” was a more provocative headline than “A bad ass clip from Hesher.” I dunno, man. It’s not an exact science.
I’d love to pork Portman, and that’s Nata lie.
…listening to Motörhead like a boss.
I think callign somebody boss went away back when Motörhead did.
Only M.C. Hesher could draw a guy jacking off a mouse with elephantitis. You can’t touch this!
*jumps on stage with parachute pants and Cardassian flat top*
“It’s not an exact science.” *puts down beaker, takes off lab coat*…what? What the f@#k did you just say? You lied to me, Vince. You lied! Now what am I going to do with all these sperm samples?
his acting is still so f*cking spot-on it makes my wiener hard. Not in a gay way, but in an appreciation-for-competent-thespianism way
Which is the complete opposite of when Vince watches porn.
My boss listens to Motörhead like an asshole.
OK, Lince, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Klingon is probably one of the hardest sells you have for movies of anyone that comments on this site regularly.
That solitary clip SOLD Him on this movie. Where does He sign up?
Fun fact: Firefox’s spellchecker didn’t underline “Klingon”, but DID underline “Neighbourhood-with-a-u”. Fucking fascists.
Get it? The spoonhead fucking Cardies have flat heads! GRRR…SPOONY FLAT TOP!!!
is this some sort of doppleganger movie? JGL looks alot like Heath Ledger and Natalie Portman looks very Liz Lemmonny here
Fek you have to change your language preference to Fucking Limey, or Maple Sucking Hockey Faggot.
Maple Sucking Hockey Faggot was my nickname in Highschool.
I’m really pissed because I meant to put Slurping instead of Sucking, but at least I spelled it correctly.
Vince likes Happy Noodle Boy?
I think the error made it better because it sounds like the person is getting it straight from the tree.
I like any movie in which the long-haired stoner character is NOT played by Russell Brand.
Hactchully, Crap, my “like a boss” was a referenth to the rethent Eth N L digital short, “Like a Both,” not a referenth to calling thomething “Both.” (*sucks saliva over teeth*)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
If you get a hard on from long haired junkies listening to Motorhead in a van you would have loved the dude that used to drive by my house when I was a kid and make me play pocket rocket for fun sizes Snickers bars.
Artwork seems…. inspired? http://www.metallipromo.com/images/garcd/036.jpg