This week on the Frotcast, we discuss Inception and how our minds had to walk out of the theater bowlegged because Chris Nolan f*cked them so hard*, plus a little Comic Con, and the requisite Mel Gibson talk. I’ve been in San Diego all week for a wedding and now Comic Con, so I had appear on my own show as a call-in guest, so sadly, we had no guest this week. But Ben did figure out how to run a compression filter on the audio, so the levels should be evened out and it should sound a lot better. I didn’t poop myself this week or get pooped on by any birds, but I did “get jizzy with it” the other night, so our record of discussing bodily functions like 12 year olds is still intact.
We’ll be back next week, probably with a decent guest, plus Comic Con to talk about, AND possibly even real microphones and a mixing board. BOOOOSH.
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*And yes, haters, we did try to acknowledge as many of the counter arguments as could.
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Vince. That’s not how you call out haters. Get a YouTube account and a nightstick.
Lince, The Mighty Feklahr is not a little ashamed of His nerdiness. He is a LOT ashamed. }}:>(
the only thing multi layered about brett ratner is his nachos
Can we expect a review* of Inception at some point after your gallivanting around Cali? Contrary to what your Mother says about you, mid-coitus, I value your opinion in the matters of film.
*can’t listen at work and have better things to do at home, no offense
J-summary of their Inception review: The frotters would fuck it so hard.
summary of their Inception review: The frotters would fuck it so hard
That, you retarded, ignorant Hollywood Advertising Execs., is exactly how you market shit to people in the Midwest.
Mmmm. Sorry guys I got bored around the 7 minute mark..I’ll still read your amusing articles though!;)
J-The Mighty One has been meaning to tell you another Midwest story.
You see, His matronly figure has had…interesting male counterparts throughout His life. Her current pairing is a guy we will call Greg. Quick background on Greg:
This guy is a functioning alcoholic with an elaborate party animal past. Greg has been in various states of chemical/alcohol intoxication and has:
-was drunk at a wrestling show in the 70s and attacked Harley Race IN the ring
-pulled out a gun at a bar and shot a dart board for target practice
-took acid, wandered the sewers of Iowa while high, found a manhole, and came up on the sideline of a high school football game
-got really drunk, screamed “POWERBALL”, and started running around and bouncing off the walls of the bar
Now why is this relevant? Well, the other day during a conversation, His matronly figure had asked Him about Filmdrunk, and He had mentioned our profiteering idea with retards, kangaroos, and MMA stating, “You know, how like them guys used to box kangaroos?”
Completely deadpan, she answers, “Oh, Greg did that once!”
Summary-my mom goes out with a guy that fights kangaroos.
There is so much dismissive wank in Vince’s voice when he’s talking about Comic-Con.
So, who are the other two Drunkards that haven’t seen Inception?
*raises hand
I haven’t, but it sounds like seeing it with Greg and The Mighty One after a six hour bender would be the apex of life itself.
I haven’t seen it either. I’m waiting for the hype to die down so I don’t have to deal with children, teens, the elderly, and minorities in the theater, which probably means I won’t see it until it comes out on DVD.
Sorry, I was bored anyay so I went back and listened to the Inception stuff! Just a few things to point out, the reason the dreams were not all surreal and nightmarish, is because they were controlled by the architect. All of the dreamscapes were created so the subject’s subconscious didn’t actually have control of what the team encountered. And, its pronounced Killian, not Sillian! I know because he sucked my cock last year.
Lince, when you signed off, your “Drunk on!” was eerily monotone and robotic.
Moar plz.
I enjoy these in a “plays in the background whilst i get on with other stuff kinda way”. Have Ben and Brendan ever been commenters here?
Brandon do you have stairs in your house??
Q: What do bums dream of?
A: The good old days when the fronted Limp Bizket.
Who does your sound on the frotcast? The crisp pop of those beer cans opening sounded so real.
Vince, did you fall asleep reading Olivia Munn’s book and then have the wet dream? Do her insides really smell like a tennis ball?
Nolan was on the Treatment recently. He talked a lot about keeping effects in camera, vs CG. He really put into words what I liked about Inception.
Plus, them Brits talk funny. I could just listen to ‘em all day.
More awesome impressions. You bums do black accents better than I do and I’m black.
I must agree with the criticisms though. We were watching a movie about people who jump into other people’s “dreams” and have car chases and zero-g fights in dreams inside of dreams and ski shoot outs in dreams inside of dreams inside of dreams and still we took it so damn seriously.
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This is weird. Who are the other two people besides vince?
Charlie Br0nze,
I comment on here from time to time, but unlike Ben, I have a job so I don’t really get a chance to read FD until I get home from work (I check frotcast comments though). And at that point, what’s one more dick joke going to add to the conversation? Instead, I get my kicks making two pussies from Pajiba fight each other. Thanks for frotting along at home. Or in your van.
-Brendan
Don’t get me wrong, Inception dreaming is spectacular and pretty but we mundane dreamers are more, uh, Mulholland Dr. if you know what I mean. Great movie though.
So, your friend said that knowing Heavy Metal dudes’ names made him a nerd…I thought that makes you (me) awesome??
Just saw Inception, and I feel it is a bit like The Dark Knight: overrated, but still good and very enjoyable. Fair?
By the way, I thought that The Prestige was a better movie overall. Not as spectacular of course, but still better overall. Same goes for Memento.
So I fell asleep listening to this podcast, pretty sure the inception discussion lead to me killing Steve Buscemi with automatic weapons in an inception like manner, which was cool.
I was utterly shocked that it didn’t lead to my dream being filled with bird poop and fart jokes.
ChinoMoreno says:
So, your friend said that knowing Heavy Metal dudes’ names made him a nerd…I thought that makes you (me) awesome??
What is Heavy Metal?