(Werner Herzog: “Oont ven I look eento za eyes uff za Yogi Beah, I see nuzzink. Only za cold eendeeference uff CGI.”)
Remember when I told you about the computer-animated Yogi Bear movie? You probably repressed the memory like the time your Little League coach got you fitted for a jock strap, but in case you needed a reminder that it was still happening, today they released the official poster. The film is directed by Journey to the Center of the Earth‘s Eric Brevig, starring Dan Aykroyd and Justin Timberlake as Yogi and Boo Boo, plus Anna Faris and Christine Taylor. Somewhere, Brendan Fraser stared morosely at his silent phone, a single tear rolling down his cheek.
Also, I just noticed this: what’s up with the cylindrical hole in that pie? Did they invite Jason Biggs to the pick a nick?
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See that plate Boo-Boo is holding oh-so-strategically-located? That’s how the movie kept it’s PG rating.
200 years a ago, it would be a “pick-a-nig”.
I don’t get it, wheres the sunglasses?
The Mighty Feklahr has a similar picture of Him laying on the ground surrounded by Coors Light empties and half-eaten kindergarteners.
Boo Boo looks like a cross between a woodchuck and Jeremy Renner.
Furries across the globe are drooling with anticipation.
yeesh. what a nambla poster. (national anthropomorphized meal-eating bear love association?) meh. only faris being attached to this is surprising me. has she done animated before?
Who the hell brings actual dinnerware and silverware to a pic-a-nic? There goes this shitcake’s chance at realism.
Why does Yogi have a collar? THERE’S NO SHIRT!
anna faris did a voice for cloudy with a chance of meatballs, if my memory for this sort of crap serves. which it usually does.
It looks like Timberlake is going to do another sequel to Dick in a Box, called Salami Sammich on a Plate.
imdb backs your claim, fondue. ‘cloudy’ and a one ep stint on king of the hill, it looks like.
Yoga Bear is so much easier to deal with.
it makes sense she’d show up on king of the hill. a classy actress for a classy cartoon.
This poster is like deja vu all over again.
What does Al Davis have to do with Yogi Bear?
Why does Yogi have a collar? THERE’S NO SHIRT!
It’s obviously a tracking collar.
Not pictured: Cindy bear lying in a fetal position off to the side, teary eyed and staring vacantly off into the woods.
In this version, there will be dozens of Ranger Smiths, all with wrap around sunglasses and secret service style ear pieces.
“CGI bears are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.”
C’mon, have you seen Cindy Bear? That cute Southern accent and the barely-there little skirt? It’s like she was asking for it.
You would be more likely to find an Adolf than a Boo Boo in today’s culture. But they’ll cover that up with a nice rap solo.
Bubb Rubb says:
Not pictured: Cindy bear lying in a fetal position off to the side, teary eyed and staring vacantly off into the woods.
Also not pictured: Roman Polanski
From Cindy’s statement:
“I did not expect to be entered this way. I thought, maybe this is what they do in Jellystone.”
Jesus, no wonder the woods around my house smell like pie.
I was hoping this would be more Yo, Yogi! and less traditional Yogi. Watching Yo, Yogi! was exactly what watching The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show would’ve been like.
C’mon, have you seen Cindy Bear? That cute Southern accent and the barely-there little skirt? It’s like she was asking for it.
If you ask me, that’s a good way to get raped by a pack of r**gers.
I wonder if Yogi or Booboo gave her a cream pie? Girls like sweets, and explicit sex acts named after them.
I would see this movie under one condition…if it was written by S.S. Wilson. We would have Michael Gross as Ranger Smith and a graboid devouring “Chippendale” Boo-Boo within 30 seconds.