Leo won’t be Mel Gibson’s Viking ;-(
07.29.10Unless you’re a war-starting Jew or a lazy wetback, you probably remember that back in January, I reported that Mel Gibson was working on a Viking movie with Departed screenwriter William Monaghan, with Leonardo DiCaprio attached to star, and a plan to shoot it entirely in the Old Norse language. Of course, that was before the events of pack-of-n***ers-gate. Today, RadarOnline claims a source close to DiCaprio as saying that Leo has dropped out of the project. (Before you read it, keep in mind, Radar is the also outlet who broke the Gibson tapes, so it’s in their best interests to keep this story in the headlines as long as possible).
“Not a chance,” said a source, close to the Inception star, when asked if he was still planning to star in Gibson’s next project.
The decision is a major setback for the Oscar-winning actor/director, who is facing allegations of domestic abuse and child endangerment. A source close to DiCaprio said the star, who is currently basking in the release of his wildly acclaimed box-office topping movie Inception, did not want to risk his reputation, with being associated with Mel.
“Leo has earned the right to pick and choose who he works with and Mel Gibson is not one of them,” the source added.
Not to defend the guy, but wouldn’t it be more fair to see if Gibson actually did actually hit his girlfriend before you drop out of the project? It’s not like they’re shooting it tomorrow. The actual abuse part seems a little fuzzy. We know for sure that Mel can scream like a homeless Klansman, but a lot people in Hollywood say ridiculous things. Sherri Shepard said the world was flat and that retard has an Emmy. If the story’s true, it sounds pretty straightforward that DiCaprio’s dropping out because he doesn’t want to give the appearance of associating with a guy people think is a woman beater, not that he’s afraid of associating with an actual abuser because he thinks it’s wrong. It’s sad that you don’t even have to try to hide that nowadays, like everyone’s expected to think like a publicist.
Meanwhile, I enjoy Radar calling this a “major setback.” Mel Gibson was caught on tape throwing around every offensive word in the English language. I’m pretty sure he has bigger problems than Leonardo DiCaprio not playing one of his Vikings. It’s Leonardo DiCaprio. Solid actor, but which Viking was he going to play? The scrawny one that smokes a lot and has nightmares about his dead wife?


Vincenzo, I really appreciate you attaching gate to the pack-of-ni***rs-gate to name this scandal, it’s like I’m on one of them fancy newspaper websites.
stupid Di Caprio it’s not like Mel’s gonna go all Christian Bale on him, he’s white, the only thing he has to worry about is getting a weak martini passive-aggresivelly served to him at Mels’ next dinner party
Mel will now cast Jesse James instead.
He better find a new lead quicksmart … he doesn’t want his film to be half-caste.
If Mel actually gets this movie into production, will his dedication to the “real”-ness of the period allow him to have craft services on site, or will they just raid other movie sets for supplies?
I don’t know which part Di Caprio was attached to play, but I could see Ratner stepping in as Olaf the Stout
I really wanted to see Leo get raped by a pack of Moors.
Vikings? Waxed man-tits or GTFO.
“That greaser wop! I knew that Titanic bitch guinea would have second thoughts about playing Eustace the English rape victim. I wanted that big Norwegian buck from ‘True Blood’ to forcibly penetrate him in a 5 minute rape love scene. Serious actor, my ass! ‘The Beach’ was ****ing terrible! He can forget about his career, I own this town! Goddamn I need a blowjob,” Gibson was heard to exclaim.
This is all a huge misunderstanding, old Norse sounds exactly like the most offensive words in modern English.
currently basking in the release of his wildly acclaimed box
-officeHe was raped by a horde of n**semen?
WTF I’ve already cleared out a space in my glass display case for LARPing Leo!
[dismissive axe-throwing motion]
What’s that? Why yes, I am going to the first Viking establishment in Norway next week. Thanks for asking.
Ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhh AH!
*rapes bush cures fish in lye
Viking duuuuurrrrst : (
Ahhhhh ahhh ahhhh Ah!
We’re just struck dumb with lye fish-envy.
(As a side note, if you haven’t been to Norway before, be prepared for most things [and things that don't grow on rocks/in the sea in particular] being moderately to obscenely expensive. Other than that, it’s a nice country. We ran the place for half a millenium, and as soon as we clear out, they become oil billionaires, the ungrateful bastards. Not that I’m bitter.)
Have fun in Norway, elle0!
But beware the møøse.
Fuck. NOW who’s gonna play Fran Tarkenton?
I married a Viking so we’re going for an epic 3 day wedding and then taking out a small home loan to to eat after that. Stopping in Iceland on the way back though. I’ve never been to Iceland before so I’m hoping it’s not as crazy now that they’re broke.