Erik over at Cinematical Tweefed the above video a few minutes ago, asking:

are studios now using little kids to market their R-rated movies virally? You be the judge – staged or real?

It’s a good question.  While this cute, foul-mouthed little dude who just saw “the f*ckin’ Expendables” reminds me of myself at that age, it’s impossible to ignore the fact that he looks like a slick, Hollywood take on Sexman.  Oh sure, guys, a fresh-faced non-Canadian who looks like he bathes and shampoos, with straight teeth and an un-scratchy, un-nasal voice, makes a YouTube video about how much he likes a movie with all the awkward pauses and obvious screen-reading edited out?  F*ck you, Hollywood.  We want reality, with all its tooth gaps and Mexican mustaches and awkward, early stages of puberty.  You think you’re going to sell us some cheap Sexman knockoff?  Not a chance, man.  Not after we’ve seen the real thing.  What’s next, Sandra Bullock teaches a poor black kid to play football?

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