Erik over at Cinematical Tweefed the above video a few minutes ago, asking:
are studios now using little kids to market their R-rated movies virally? You be the judge – staged or real?
It’s a good question. While this cute, foul-mouthed little dude who just saw “the f*ckin’ Expendables” reminds me of myself at that age, it’s impossible to ignore the fact that he looks like a slick, Hollywood take on Sexman. Oh sure, guys, a fresh-faced non-Canadian who looks like he bathes and shampoos, with straight teeth and an un-scratchy, un-nasal voice, makes a YouTube video about how much he likes a movie with all the awkward pauses and obvious screen-reading edited out? F*ck you, Hollywood. We want reality, with all its tooth gaps and Mexican mustaches and awkward, early stages of puberty. You think you’re going to sell us some cheap Sexman knockoff? Not a chance, man. Not after we’ve seen the real thing. What’s next, Sandra Bullock teaches a poor black kid to play football?


Little fag’s wearing makeup.
Good choice guys, virally market a movie about killing Nazis by utilizing what looks like a eugenics experiment… Waaay to think this one through.
Where’s John Wayne Gacy when you need him?
Sorry, I was thinking about ‘The Dirty Dozen’. Carry on.
How could this be a lie? The movie’s got Dolph Lundgren in it, for fuck’s sake. There is no faking that…
“…..please also buy my new book, out now in Amazon. It’s called I Hope They Serve Milk And Cookies In Hell. Fave story? When I played Truth or Dare with Jen Madison, and totally tricked her into letting me fingerblast her.
This little shit has a video up that is supposed to be a, homage/re-enactment of the scene from Terminator where Reese and Sarah Connor make the pipe-bombs and then fuck, but it’s really just him making cookies with his mom then getting fondled by His dirty uncle. Guy’cha, more like “homoage”, isHerite? BOOSH!
This brings up a question that’s been bothering me for some time now. . . WHERE THE FUCK IS SEXMAN?!!!!
Sexman’s voice finally changed and now he’s recording Barry White covers and working part-time as a phone-sexman.
Viral marketing or not, that kid is adorable. And there are few things better than adorable kids who curse.
there are few things better than adorable kids who curse.
Like adorable kids who put out.
…
Ew.
Just reading Donk’s last post is a parole violation for me. See ya next thread, y’all!
*slams back piss boot*
Ah, the good ‘ol days.
So “fondled by dirty uncle” is ok, but adorable kids puttin’ out is “Ew…”? Got it.
Okay, a retroactive “ew” for that one, too.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go sit in my ivory tower and wear debutante gloves while I drink my afternoon tea.
If this kid wants to go see the movie again, I bet Extremo would go with him.
New movie tagline: Buy two tickets, the monkey hand puppet gets in free!
Watching that video made me want to go punch pregnant women in the tummy.
Sooooo? What did he think of Charlie St. Cloud?
I hope this kid’s next role is in a Victor Salva movie.
And hopefully it’s sequel.
Sexman’s three wishes:
1) Become an Internet celebrity
2) Have a young Cam Gigandet play me in a movie
3) Show me some titties!
Did anyone else hear the baby crying in the background? So not only the pre-pubescent kid but the baby was crying out fuck too?
You stay classy Hollywood.