Courtesy of Bloody-Disgusting, you’re looking at the new motion poster thingy for Saw 3D (“The traps come alive!”), aka Saw VII, aka Saw 7, Audience O, aka 5aw 5373n, aka 7 Saw 7 Furious. Well, hopefully that’s what you’re looking at and not just a blank screen. If you can’t see it… well, it’s pretty cool. Definitely the coolest thing ever to be associated with Saw. Get it? “Eye-popping 3D” because the eyeball is literally popping! You “can’t blink” because it ain’t got eyelids! And ’cause of all the microwave meth and Mountain Dew! Boy, if that eye could only see the audience staring back at it. Just WWE shirts and Juggalo orgies as far as the eye can see, and no one under 400 pounds. Dig in, fatty, hope you like torture porn.
The poster designer was probably depressed to find that his Un Chien Andalou reference had been mostly lost on this crowd. Stupid liberal-arts education, what a waste of money.
Whoa, settle down, there’s no reason to bring jack handles into this…
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Dor sho gha! The eye follows you no matter where you are!
Fucking 3 dimensions, how do they work?
Look, I’m not wearing 3d glasses and my computer is probably a few years old but that thing is there.
Are you a wizard?
Well, we have gone from pelvic exams to retinal scans. The Mighty Feklahr is sure the next post will be an in depth report on the results of Brett Ratner’s latest colonoscopy.
the eyes have it
Eye caramba!
Bros eyecing bros.
Saw 8: A Pair of Boobs If You Turn Your Head
Alternate banner pic caption: “EYE SAW WUT U DID THAR!”
eye hate these fucking movies
“This Fall There’s Nothing Funny About Vitreous Humour.”
So they’re filming a one dimensional movie in 3D? Bold choice.
That’s real eyesore.
That poster is a visual representation of what it feels like when you get hit in the eyes with jizz. Or so I’ve been told *cough*.
the first person to nominate me for comment of the week gets a blow job
It’s gonna be hard to see the movie if everyone’s spraying Faygo at the screen.
It’s neeto how that picture can’t remain eyedle.
“I don’t wann talk to a (mad) scientist, sawin’ off my moobs, gettin’ me pissed”
Peep it.
I got the Un Chien reference but was distracted by the LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR playing in my mind while looking at that poster.
I never knew my eyeballs were full of jizz.
“Hey Captain Film Critic, is this movie going to suck harder than a Bruckheimer production?”
“EYEEEEE MAYTEY”
*walks to the corner Charlie Brown style*
Dude this is Saw, that should be “Eye Pooping 3D.”
I just sat through two hours of torture, but it was called Twilight: Eclipse
These Saw movies are as cornea’s all hell anyways.
Move along, nothing to see here.
Otto Man
“So they’re filming a one dimensional movie in 3D? Bold choice.”
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*rimshot!*
Thanks. I just spent 16 minutes of my life watching, but not getting, Un Chien Andalou. From the Wiki entry, I thought there was at least gonna be some tits.
Eye HATE you. So f*ck you, and eye am not giving you my house, and you can rot, unless you crawl back, suck meye c*ck, and say you’re sorry, in that order.
Just found out that this is a direct rip off of a sony PS3 ad.