This week, for three funny commenters, I’ve got copies of HOT TUB TIME MACHINE! (sorry, it’s hard not Hot-Tub-Time-Machine-DVD-Packshotto type that title without caps and exclamation) to give away.  It hit stores ON DVD and BLU-RAY this Tuesday more stuffed full of special features than your mother at a buffet.

The Hot Tub Time Machine two-disc Blu-ray and DVD include over 10 additional minutes of unrated footage not seen in theaters. Both discs also feature deleted scenes, promotional spots and trailers and the Blu-ray includes a Digital Copy of the unrated version of the film.

It’s an honor to be able to give it away, because I thought it was pretty damn funny.  Oh right, I guess I should just tell you the winners.

I love a good shtick, and MEL_GIBSONS_BEAVER_PUPPET definitely has that. From Mel Gibson Says Bad Things:

Mel_Gibsons_Beaver_Puppet says: HEY, SUGARTITS! YOU LOOK LIKE A PIG IN HEAT AND WHEN YOU GET RAPED, I’M NOT GONNA HELP YOU RAISE YOUR NIGLETS!!!
SOOO-EEEEEE!!!!!!!

Well done.  But just because Mel works blue, it doesn’t mean you had to go edgy with it:

Chareth Cutestory says: I can’t wait for the custody hearing.

Gibson “GIVE ME BACK MY SON”

Judge: “Mr. Gibson, we’re discussing your daugh-

Beaver Puppet: OBJECTION!

Gibson: OVERRULED

*dives out window*

Perfect.  And finally, Stinky Peet was all over the nominations page this week, with comments like this one from The Last Airbender Has Really Bad Fight Scenes:

Stinky Peet says: I’ve seen better choreography watching Elmo and three chickens teach me about the number 7.

So STINKY PEET, CHARETH CUTESTORY, AND MEL GIBSONS BEAVER PUPPET, please send me your addresses.   Of course, not every funny comment can be a winner.  Here are some of the honorable mentions.

[From Friday's links, including porn star poker]

Danger Guerrero says:
Mmm, porn star poker.
I played poker with a porn star once. I pushed all-in with pocket rockets, but my stack was too small to get anyone off. After the flop she just kept mocking me and wishing that the King of Spades would show up. Once that happened, it was all over. She finished me off with her hand, and I walked away embarrassed and dejected.
Talk about a bad beat.

[From All Vampires All the Time, though this joke is so insidery that trying to give context would prove useless.  You'll just have to take my word for it that it was funny]

buzzardsaw says: “I want to make thweet love to you Printheth Litha but my knee ligamenth are too loothe.”

[From trailer for Paranormal Activity 2]

Stinky Peet says:
“Theees houzzzz izzzz KLEEEN!”
“Yes, Consuela, we know, go the f*ck home already…”

[From People Really Hate The Last Airbender]

Donkey Hodey says: Somehow I always figured that meeting the person who could literally suck-start a leaf blower would be disappointing.
*does air guitar, smashes it against air drumkit*
Awww, that was my last Air Fender.

[From Little Obama, Indonesia's Answer to The Karate Kid]

Stone Soup says: “Tax on. Tax off.”

Burnsy: Little Obama wants to use his boxing to help, but he’s constantly undermined by Little Pelosi.

[From the New Spider-Man is Sir Scarfsworth Scarfield Scarfbottom, Professor of Scarves.]

Dumplin Nuggs says: Wearing that scarf hes just asking to be attacked by a pack of bl*ggers.

Well done as always, folks.  As always, nominate for next week by copy and posting in the comments below.  Drunk on.