
It’s pretty obvious that any sexy lady would want to get her lady parts fondle bombed by the Rat man. He’s getting really good at XBox, and every night before she cuts up hot dogs to put in his mac and cheese, his mom tells him he’s a special boy. Right before he eats, he likes to shout “I’ll do it!” into a toy cell phone. It’s adorable. Take it away, Page 6:
One woman just isn’t enough for Brett Ratner. Waiting for a date at Katsuyah in LA, the filmmaker was chatting up four ladies at a table nearby. When his date arrived, Ratner couldn’t keep his attention away from the other girls, leaving his date looking awkward, a spy says. He paid for the women’s tab and offered his phone number in front of his date so they could text-message him when he returns from London. Ratner’s rep did not respond to a request for comment.
God only knows the carnal delights that await a woman who beds down with a man known to live-tweet Jo-Bros concerts. I imagine it’s like being charged by an angry rhino. An angry sex rhino. Anyway, if you boys are looking for pointers, my sources tell me Ratner used his favorite, tried-and-true pick-up line: “Are you gonna finish that?”



Every time you post some rattner related thing I just imagine Rattner´s rep to yell like a police chief from an 80´s movie “Rattneeeeeeer”
Brett Ratner doesn’t use pick up lines; two puffs on his inhaler is the only signal the ladies need to know it’s sausage time.
“Hey ladies, I couldn’t help notice you enjoying those pickles. I have a little pickle”
How much was he paying that ladyho to look awkward?
Maybe he should spring for a 3g phone?
Brett: how you doin ladies?
girl 1 sees a spy and gasps.
Brett talks to his lapel: They have spy tech.
Ratners rep: Cancel the plan.
He just couldn’t stop dishing about the coat check girl and her turgid weiner.
Banner picture: Brett Ratner calling his lawyer to file suit against Amos Fuddspackle’s Catfish Hut for stealing his A Crispy Catch™ tagline.
Is this one of those “spot the fake story” deals?
I think I’d prefer a world where Brent Ratner scores hot chicks all the time to a world where Brent Ratner makes movies.
Qovlpath! Ratner can’t have “Are you gonna finish that?”! There have been guys working for years as pivot man to get to use that in the Filmdrunk Circle Jerk Club!
*ices wrists*
Ladies: Hey, are you that guy from Man vs. Food?
Ratner: (wipes Cheetos-stained fingers off on blazer), maybe…
One woman just isn’t enough for Brett Ratner.
No? You’re telling me the guy whose idea for X-Men 3 was “More mutants… no, MORE mutants… EVERY MUTANT ALL THE TIME AT ONCE!” has problems with his selection process? Say it isn’t so, public relations person who supplied this retarded gossip to Page 6.
Also, Brett. Crotch-grab is not the preferred method of correction for the iPhone4 signal reception issues.
Hey honeys, I see you chicas ordered the nacho platter to go with your fish tacos. Oh, you didn’t order any fish tacos? Well, it looks like I’m about to make a carryout order of four fish tacos which I will content myself with later tonight. Oh, I am moving too fast you say? Didn’t you recognize me? I’m the Brettster, perhaps you have seen some of my directorial catalogue. I’ve directed:
Money Talks
Rush Hour 1,2,3
The Family Man
Red Dragon
X-Men 3
All classics in their own right. WTF? None of you are interested? Skanks! I’m going to phone this in to Page 6 and make it look like we had a fivesome anyway, you bunch of sluts. You skanks can forget about ever getting into a Hollywood movie, I’ve iced pretty much everyone in Hollywood. If you all get raped by a pack of ******s on your way out of this restaurant, it’ll be your fault!!!!!
It’s pretty obvious that any sexy lady would want to get her lady parts fondle bombed by the Rat man. He’s getting really good at XBox, and every night before she cuts up hot dogs to put in his mac and cheese, his mom tells him he’s a special boy.
jesus fucking christ that is comedy
Hey Ladies. You know me and Vince Vaughn once put an all you can eat buffet out of business. True story. Wanna bang?