Are you guys tired of Mel Gibson phone calls yet? I never thought I’d say this about a virulently racist lunatic who demands that girls blow him, but I’m getting there. Anyway, I’ve got today’s tape after the jump. To me, it’s not even so much what he says, it’s that he can scream about anything for so loud and so long. I may not be a Hollywood actor, but I don’t think I could summon that kind of rage for the murderer of my children. It’s kind of incredible. I bet he goes through three iPhones a month, unless he has one of those salad-bar shields over it.
HELLOOOOOOO????!?!!! THIS IS. MELLLLL. GIBBBBSOOOOON!!!! AND I WANT. A F*CKING. PIZZA. RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Thanks for calling, Mr. Gibson. Can I get your address?
MUUUUULLHOLLAND. F*CKING. DRIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Thanks. We’ll get that out to you.
HURRY UP, YOU F*CKING WETBACKS!!!!!! ARRR
RRGGGGGH!!!! [heavy panting] HUH-HUUH-HUH-HUGGH. I WANT. TO F*CKING. EAT! AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHFREEEEEEEDDDDDDDooooooommmmmmmmm……
[tape via DListed]
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There’s this sick fascination I have with this. Its like a train wreck. I shouldn’t be entertained by this man’s plummet into hate and insanity. But I can’t help myself. Its real, but its so extreme it my brain can’t really process it like that.
Shouldn’t I be horrified?
Mel sounds like he is screaming through a vuvuzela the entire time. How is he so out of breath?
The Kool-Aid Man has not aged well at all.
He’s clearly the victim here.
I’m just in shock that he goes to watch a pack of ni**ers play basketball.
The Mighty Feklahr prefers the “You decide if it’s made up Mel Gibson” Team____Jacob has been doing on Twitter:
WHY DO YOU FUCKING THINK PHONES USED TO HAVE WIRES? SO I COULD STRANGLE THE LIES OUT OF SHAMELESS FUCKING WHORES! I HOPE A MOSS EATING KENTUCKIAN INFECTS YOU WITH A RUSTY NAIL!”
Honestly, her tone would wind up Gandhi.
You tell her, Mel.
You may be getting bored with this, but I’m just getting warmed up. Please give us audio of Mel calling tech support and getting transferred to Dehli. YOU LOOK LIKE PUNJAB WHORE. I WANT WOMAN.
The love just rolls in waves. The fact he garnered how much freaking money from beating Jesus to death and has apparently BLOWN it all is sort of amazing.
Who would have believed that he had to dial it down to scream “GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!!!!”
Fine, Delhi.
CAN YOU HEAR MEL NOW?
MEL JUST CALL TO SAY I LOVE YOU FAKE BOOBS.
KASEY! WANT LONG DISTANCE DEDICATION TO DISGUSTING CUNT!
I’ve never used your box
WELL MAYBE IF YOU’D USED YOURS, WHORE, BEFORE THE JACUZZI, WE WOULDN’T BE IN THIS MEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!! (cunt?)
This man is a human wolverine.
Pretty hypocritical that he keeps calling her a whore, when he’s the one who sold his box. *bowtie spins ad infinitum*
WWJFCD?
Fun phone facts:
*69 will call the last number that called you.
*666 gets you Mel Gibson.
Wait, he’s broke?
[Dream sequence music camera fads in to Mel picking up a phone, dials Jew accountant]
GIVE ME BACK MY SUM!!!
Pershonally, I admire Mel’s reshtraint.
Hey modic, I think we’re done with him now, want him back?
ELMO AND THOSE WETBACK FUCKING CHICKENS CAN BEAT THEMSELVES UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH THE NUMBER FUCKING SEVEN! I WILL BURN ROMPER ROOM TO THE FUCKING GROUND, BUT BIRDIE AND GRIMACE WILL BLOW ME FIRST!
This is nothing compared to the rants he goes on after taking a painful 20-minute shit
This guy is going to fucking die in an iron lung that looks like a miniature missile silo.
I wish Hunter S Thompson were alive. I’d call him up and tell him that Mel fucked the wiring on his dvd player and just watch the fireworks.
This is just the way that Mel does The Stroke.
If I’ve learned anything from Mel, it’s to frisk the old lady before flying off the handle at her.
This is precisly the kind of guy that would steal your power midget.
Any impartial obsherver would have to give thish round to Mel. But if I’ve told hime onshe, I’ve told him a hundred timesh. Don’t let thish one go to the judgesh…..if you know what I mean.
And I mean have her killed. I’d have thought that would be obvioush.
[Mel walks into Taco Bell] LISTEN UP YOU PEPPER BELLIED BEAN SQUEEZING GREASY MOJADO SALSA SQUIRTING GOAT FUCKERS I WANT A FIVE BUCK BOX WITH A DIET PEPSI AND YOU HAD BETTER NOT GET ANY MEXICAN ON IT!!!
Pimply faced white kid behind counter: You want to upsize to a large drink?
Man needs help. Seriously.