Are you guys tired of Mel Gibson phone calls yet? I never thought I’d say this about a virulently racist lunatic who demands that girls blow him, but I’m getting there. Anyway, I’ve got today’s tape after the jump. To me, it’s not even so much what he says, it’s that he can scream about anything for so loud and so long. I may not be a Hollywood actor, but I don’t think I could summon that kind of rage for the murderer of my children. It’s kind of incredible. I bet he goes through three iPhones a month, unless he has one of those salad-bar shields over it.
HELLOOOOOOO????!?!!! THIS IS. MELLLLL. GIBBBBSOOOOON!!!! AND I WANT. A F*CKING. PIZZA. RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Thanks for calling, Mr. Gibson. Can I get your address?
MUUUUULLHOLLAND. F*CKING. DRIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Thanks. We’ll get that out to you.
HURRY UP, YOU F*CKING WETBACKS!!!!!! ARRRRRGGGGGH!!!! [heavy panting] HUH-HUUH-HUH-HUGGH. I WANT. TO F*CKING. EAT! AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHFREEEEEEEDDDDDDDooooooommmmmmmmm……
[tape via DListed]