Here’s a guy rapping about Con Air. It seemed like something you’d want to know exists. |via CinemaBlend|
Ben Affleck and George Clooney will wag your dog. Clooney is producing Argo, with Ben Affleck in negotiations to direct, based on a Wired article about how the CIA invented a fake sci-fi movie to rescue six diplomats taken hostage during the Iranian takeover of the American embassy in Tehran in 1979. Wait, it’s not about Bawston? Lame. Did you get the hawstages, cawksuckah? I’m puttin this whole embassy in my reahview. |THR|
Ralph Fiennes, Javier Bardem in Bond 23??? Earlier this week it was Bardem who’d been offered a role in Bond 23, and then late yesterday the news was that Ralph Fiennes had been offered one (a different part than Bardem, reportedly). This is of course assuming that MGM has their sh*t together enough to actually make a movie, which seems anything but certain at this point. I’ll tell you this, though, I will tongue kiss an old man’s balls before I ever pronounce Ralph Fiennes’ name “Rafe.” Rafe? Your name’s Ralph, dude.
Fonzi’s kid directed a movie:
27-year-old Max Winkler (son of Henry) directed Ceremony, starring Lee Pace, Uma Thurman, and Michael Angarano, in what looks like a Rushmore-y take on Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Looks possibly promising. Lee Pace seems really likable. I could see hanging out with him, Clive Owen, and Sam Rockwell, where we just get nice buzz going, tousle the sh*t out of our hair and hang around growing stubble. That seems like it’d be manly.
[via SlashFilm]